- stump collector
- May 28, 2007
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first i would stomp a mud hole IN THEIR rear end
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
- Aug 1, 1981
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quote:Hey friends,
I just wanted to let you know that I will always be at least 10 minutes late, I will sleep through 50% of my brunch dates, and I will sometimes bail on the club for my Netflix queue. I am the elusive "maybe" friend, but that doesn't mean that I don't value our friendship.
We cannot always reprioritize our responsibilities of school, work, and self care around our relationships. Sometimes you're at the top of my list, and other times you're at the bottom. This is balance, not neglect.
I want to be a part of your life or I wouldn't make an effort to find room for us in mine. I'm extremely grateful for every invitation I receive, and it makes my day to know you thought of me! I never forget when I've cancelled on you, and I'm doing my best to make it up to you, but I won't feel guilty for trying.
So here's the deal. You can take a gamble on me, have faith that you are important to me, and show me empathy if I cancel. In exchange I'll always be 100% engaged in the moment when I'm there, and I'll always remember the dinner parties, brunches, surprise birthdays, club nights, bar crawls, open mics, gym plans, art exhibits, and coffee dates that you took the time to invite me to.
Sincerely,
Your Flakiest Friend
-delusional self important retard on my FB.
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- eternalname
- Nov 25, 2014
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I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
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-delusional self important retard on my FB.
did someone actually post this
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
- Aug 1, 1981
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did someone actually post this
Yes.
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