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Serious question. With over 50% of marriages ending in divorce, why do people still get married?
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Mar 31, 2015 14:17
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because they're lonely and loving stupid lol
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Mar 31, 2015 14:19
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Lunixnerd posted:cruelly cucked for kale
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Mar 31, 2015 14:24
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Top City Homo, would you ever get married and if so to what kind of person?
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Mar 31, 2015 14:25
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Tsinava posted:Top City Homo, would you ever get married and if so to what kind of person? If I ever get married it will be to a beautiful religious Jewish woman from Israel to have dozens of kids Until then Asian meat market is open for business Marriage is to start a family with the people who want it, can afford it and want to put down roots together Lol if you marry for any other reason Or at all lol if you marry an American
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Mar 31, 2015 14:36
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Keep begging your wife to come back. When that fails, send her flowers with lyrics from one of her favorite bands songs attached; despite the fact that you have actually never listened to their music before. Once she rejects that, threaten to kill yourself so you'll get institutionalized. Spend two weeks rehabilitating, get out, and try winning her back again. When that fails, threaten to kill yourself and your family again. Spend two additional weeks in inpatient care, and two more months in outpatient therapy. Continue to miss her for the next five years, but bottle it up inside. hth
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Mar 31, 2015 14:36
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#KaleKuckKrew
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Mar 31, 2015 14:38
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Ancient Mariner posted:Call me crazy, but my wife of five years left me the other week for a vegan manlet fueled by starbucks and kale. I'm so emotionally drained lately, I don't know what to do. A woman only leaves a man when she finds someone better than him. Sorry you're less of a man than a vegan hipster.
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Mar 31, 2015 14:39
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Beef Turret posted:If the most basic nutrition facts are too much for you to calculate then I pity you you did it wrong lol
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Mar 31, 2015 14:40
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I am Toni Lippi posted:A woman only leaves a man when she finds someone better than him. Sorry you're less of a man than a vegan hipster.  for truth
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Mar 31, 2015 14:40
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Top City Homo posted:If I ever get married it will be to a beautiful religious Jewish woman from Israel to have dozens of kids It's good that you know how to marry properly.
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Mar 31, 2015 14:42
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Tsinava posted:It's good that you know how to marry properly. most people should never get married at all
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Mar 31, 2015 14:44
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veedubfreak posted:Serious question. With over 50% of marriages ending in divorce, why do people still get married? like always, money. disney corp makes films about being a princess inventing from whole cloth insane unreal kinds of 'love' and 'romance' while at the same time totally subverting the useful cautionary purpose of fable -> little girls watch movies and get brainwashed believing that they are entitled to this insane unreal magic while parents pay disney corp for movies and merch -> girls grow up and get married as soon as possible wanting to be 'happily ever after' under hilariously incorrect assumption that getting married and having kids will bring them there rather than be the literally things preventing them from getting there, buying disney corp wedding dresses -> series of financial and medical institutions syphon money out of wives with counselling, medication, gym, diet foods, self help garbage, et all and back into disney corp as they try to diagnose why animals aren't singing to them every morning -> finally conclude it must be their choice of partner -> divorce, lawyers syphon money back into disney corp through investment portfolios. -> mother loops back to stage 3, their children loop back to stage 2
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Mar 31, 2015 14:44
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you're on a roll with the crazy walls of text, could you give us a few more paragraphs about the animatied television series "archer"
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Mar 31, 2015 14:57
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veedubfreak posted:Serious question. With over 50% of marriages ending in divorce, why do people still get married? As long as people continue to delude themselves that the feelings they have at the start of a relationship will last forever, there will be marriage.
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Mar 31, 2015 15:36
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marriage is good for legal protections (particularly if you have babby) and taxes i wouldn't bother getting married for other reasons
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Mar 31, 2015 15:40
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My wife is a really good cook. Feels good.
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Mar 31, 2015 15:42
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Rape him to prove your dominance, op
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Mar 31, 2015 15:48
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Hobohemian posted:It would be hilarious if someone got left, and then lost everything in the divorce. Like, how much of a bitch do you gotta be for that to happen? Well usually the house ends up being foreclosed. So that's a pretty likely scenario. The divorce court can assign the mortgage to whoever they want, but the bank gives 0 fucks and they both still owe the money. Sucks to be the OP.
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Mar 31, 2015 15:51
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If he doesn't eat meat, he doesn't get enough protein. You could prolly beat him in a fight, prove your dominance, and your ex-wife will swoon. That's when you tell her to go pick up her loser vegan hipster boyfriend and go gently caress herself. It's really not that hard.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:29
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I wonder how it is done in the USA with alimony. Do you owe her now a monthly check? She was dependant on you and you should PAY UP!
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Mar 31, 2015 16:48
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always pick a farmer of some sort when you marry they have to understand basic duty and doing things they dont like since society is infantile a basic thing like marriage is hard to make work
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Mar 31, 2015 16:52
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Ancient Mariner posted:He's some sort of graphic designer but I don't know how he can afford his place because I there's no way he could afford it on that level of pay. He doesn't have to pay rent on his big fat cock, OP.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:57
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FunkyFlashman posted:I wonder how it is done in the USA with alimony. Do you owe her now a monthly check? She was dependant on you and you should PAY UP! Alimony is one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard of. "Oh, you're used to sitting on your rear end not working?. Guess Your ex husband that you cheated on needs to keep paying for you to sit on your rear end doing nothing. " Vasectomies are cheap. Lawyers, kids and alimony are not.
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Mar 31, 2015 17:22
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I got away clean. My ex-wife left me for a guy living in a tent... (I'll let that sink in). I kept the marriage on paper for the taxes. But, then I found out she got knocked up by the hobo/nature boy and filed. The divorce cost me $125. The government decided I now owe an extra $1800 a year for taxes. Looks like the gov won in that one. But, more importantly; If I"m planting kale in my garden. How many seeds per hole and how far apart do I place them?
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Mar 31, 2015 17:49
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Mahnarch posted:I got away clean. ill put a lot of seed in your hole -- 
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Mar 31, 2015 18:07
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sounds like the vegan manlet can please your wife better than you can op, goondolences
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Mar 31, 2015 18:19
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OP would your wife have left you if the sex was good? The answer is No
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Mar 31, 2015 18:26
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make a video of you chopping your cock and balls off and post it on the internet
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Mar 31, 2015 18:37
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force feed the vegan your cock and balls
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Mar 31, 2015 18:45
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a ex-wife now getting pumped full of organic free range hipster seed.
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Mar 31, 2015 18:52
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when's the last time you had sex with her?
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Mar 31, 2015 18:55
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I hate women!!!
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Mar 31, 2015 19:01
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so he makes more money and is better at sex i dont know why she left you
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