- Business Octopus
- Jun 27, 2005
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Me IRL
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- Lure an unsuspecting waitress to your home and kill her.
- Pose the corpse on the kitchen table in his favorite position.
- When he gets home: SURPRISE! There's a dead whore for him to gently caress! Film it to watch later.
- When he's done throw her in a 425°F oven for two hours and you've got dinner.
- Your man is bound to you forever (or the cops get the video).
Two hours isn't nearly enough time to cook through. Enjoy your food poisoning idiot
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- Burt Sexual
- Jan 26, 2006
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The answer is actually "Shut up for thirty loving seconds"
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