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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
:firstpost:

It's really this one, the next is scond post or firest reply

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Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
Every post is a first post as long as you put love and care into it.

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
in programming indexes usually begin at 0

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
posts[1] :cool:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

gently caress the mods posted:

in programming indexes usually begin at 0

yes but that that means 0 is the first record

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

hats second after [0] dude

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

jackyl posted:

yes but that that means 0 is the first record

No it's the zeroth record.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

And Satan said, :firstpost:

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

"first response" was too hard to make fit. TIA.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
As far as I'm concerned threads don't even really begin until I start posting in them so I'm always the first post.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Thingyman posted:

No it's the zeroth record.

no it's the first record and it's designated with 0 because some fags decided things are counted in terms of groups of 10 and so it makes sense that when you add a digit you change the scale but then the idiots realized they talked thenselves into a corner because now 10 starts the second series so they had to redo their whole world view and make 0 first.

please enjoy the first coherent explanation of this poo poo that I've ever typed and also the math fags that come tell me I'm wrong about this because.... Well I'm not wrong

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

And Satan said, :firstpost:

:boom:

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

West SAAB Story posted:

"first response" was too hard to make fit. TIA.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

West SAAB Story posted:

"first response" was too hard to make fit. TIA.

hm

this actually makes sense

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

firstpost really made me think about the forums. *smokes weed out of big old timey pipe in front of roaring fire*

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
if posts[-1] is last post then logically posts[1] is first post. and lol if you use languages without negative indexes just lol

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
please all computer scientists join the debate of what is first post

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

gently caress the mods posted:

if posts[-1] is last post then logically posts[1] is first post. and lol if you use languages without negative indexes just lol

dude wtf you're agreeing with me

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I mean if I could -1 post in your mom you wouldn't even be here

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

jackyl posted:

no it's the first record and it's designated with 0 because some fags decided things are counted in terms of groups of 10 and so it makes sense that when you add a digit you change the scale but then the idiots realized they talked thenselves into a corner because now 10 starts the second series so they had to redo their whole world view and make 0 first.

please enjoy the first coherent explanation of this poo poo that I've ever typed and also the math fags that come tell me I'm wrong about this because.... Well I'm not wrong

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
@posts[*-Inf].gas
@posts[0].author.ban

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

gently caress the mods posted:

@posts[*-Inf].gas
@posts[0].author.ban

ircII scripting in TYOOL 2015

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
that's not Perl 5

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
A miserable pile of secrets.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
:firstpost:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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:firstpost: of mine in this thread

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the OP is post zero, idiot, like with patient zero

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
you might not have caught it but I'm also making a sick burn, implying your posting is like a horrible disease

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