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The Shitler is literally the poo poo Hitler
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whoa
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Apr 1, 2015 02:04
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im gay
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Apr 1, 2015 02:04
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im gay
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Apr 1, 2015 02:04
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The story starts off with a theatrical introduction by a narrator-like figure, telling us of how the "drunken brothers" of Gwar sleep, unaware of the situation around them. The story then picks up with "War Is All We Know", telling us of the attack by the armies of humanity, led by the Nazi Pope on Gwar's Antarctic fortress. And while the band manage to put up a defense for a while, eventually they are forced to retire as the enemy army nukes Gwar's castle, forcing them to withdraw to the underground, as is told in "Murderer's Muse". Lost, looking for a place to escape, they come across Jitler, a cross of Jesus and Adolf Hitler who tells them about how the underground caverns under Gwar's keep lead into Hell itself. Jitler agrees to lead them to Hell, however, they still get lost along the way. Balsac the Jaws of Death tries using the Hell for Dummies manual to find their way, while Jitler uses Google to find directions
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Apr 1, 2015 02:05
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im g s gay?
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Apr 1, 2015 02:05
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there used to be a guy on the forums named shitler
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Apr 1, 2015 02:06
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Apr 1, 2015 02:06
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Just as Nostradamus predicted
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Apr 1, 2015 02:07
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You're a poo poo loving oval office.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:08
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i hang out with Clitler, you've probably never heard of him
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Apr 1, 2015 02:09
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii rear end!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight rear end! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice rear end, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round rear end. Andy: "No wait guys! My rear end cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge rear end hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:09
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Top City Homo posted:One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii rear end!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight rear end! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice rear end, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round rear end. Andy: "No wait guys! My rear end cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge rear end hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:12
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Apr 1, 2015 02:13
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I've got a big ballsack I've got a big ballsack I've got a big ballsack LOOK AT ME KICK!
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Apr 1, 2015 02:18
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I've got a big ballsack If you got it, flaunt it.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:24
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I want a hug from Hitler
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Apr 1, 2015 02:27
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I want a hug from Hitler He lived, laughed, loved...
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Apr 1, 2015 02:33
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casual beep posted:I read all of this poo poo on balls and piss in my rear end
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Apr 1, 2015 02:34
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Top City Homo posted:poo poo on balls and piss in my rear end tl;dr this poo poo
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Apr 1, 2015 02:35
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casual beep posted:tl;dr this poo poo shmorky
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Apr 1, 2015 02:40
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:shmorky 'Shmork' is my favourite gender neutral pronoun
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Apr 1, 2015 02:41
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casual beep posted:tl;dr this poo poo http://tts.imtranslator.net/Vs0w
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