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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
poo poo, thats hosed up

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
LOL.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


drat terrible luck for that dude.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
the same dude?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


If you're going to make a racist joke at least have the balls to stand behind it.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Cantorsdust posted:

the same dude?

prolly in detroit lol

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

yeah that's my cousin

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
That guy should move to a better neighborhood.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Women have it so hard in society

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

#NotAllThiefs

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
There are roughly 4.4 weddings per minute. Coincidence?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Give me a quarter or elves will bust into your dojo and gently caress you to sleep.

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
poor guy constantly being robbed

you can't draw blood from a stone

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
I'm sure whatever need came up with this poo poo included WoW thievery or whatever in his gay gently caress report

Marv Albert
May 15, 2003

Dudes should get robbed more often than every 12 seconds. Most dudes are complete bitch-made pussies who can't defend themselves and are too stupid to take precautions against being robbed.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
It's me... Im the guy

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
really surprised this isn't a Tezzor post

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
How many farts in an hour?

Im looking for a global figure here.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
In India it's the same except with rape. Also they probably rob you too.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
That dude should buy a gun.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

burritolingus posted:

That dude should buy a gun.

how is he going to buy a gun? he has no money because he's getting robbed every twelve seconds

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

The Mad Archivist posted:

how is he going to buy a gun? he has no money because he's getting robbed every twelve seconds

Maybe he's like Memento and has bad memory so he just thinks he's getting robbed every twelve seconds. Hmm...

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

The Mad Archivist posted:

how is he going to buy a gun? he has no money because he's getting robbed every twelve seconds

It's all in the timing.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Seriously though, do you think the next time you go out you can steal me some elf repellant because my rear end in a top hat is starting to look like the bowry in rivendell

That is a lotr joke now put your hands up for a high five

cams
Mar 28, 2003


that poor guy

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Is he loving King Midas or something?
He's gotta run out of poo poo to be taken at some point.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
poor guy :smith:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

drat terrible luck for that dude.

I feel that this isn't getting enough love.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
if you live in america everyone is robbed all the time

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
hosed up if true

Kmlkmljkl
Sep 21, 2014


AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS
so sad

i feel sorry for that dude

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
that guy should stop carrying any money or valuables

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
wow poor guy (literally!!)

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