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Also, I like how the solution to every medical problem on WebMD or any other similar site is always "Don't drink alcohol". Yes I'm sure the irresistible urge to move my legs every 30 seconds has nothing to do with the fact I've recently started working on my feet again. It must be this other thing I've been doing all along with no problems. gently caress, I need a beer.
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Restless anus syndrome.
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Apr 1, 2015 06:32
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the alcohol understands you my friend
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JebanyPedal posted:Restless anus syndrome. Days of a young anus is goooneeee.
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Apr 1, 2015 06:32
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Jerk off more
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continue to drink until your liver can't filter poisons any more and you bloat up and die
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nextlevelstart posted:Jerk off more Good suggestion, but sadly impossible.
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Apr 1, 2015 06:38
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I heard that anal bleaching is a suitable treatment for RLS
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you are the liquor
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sometimes in the middle of the night ill kick my legs a lot
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As a bitchmade RLS/PLMD sufferer, I can confirm that alcohol, to the point of oblivion, is a good solution to this LOL condition.
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smoke weed
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lol yeah doctor, I totally only have a couple drinks a week, and certainly don't take waaaay loving higher doses of my meds then is recommended because they only work that way now. Yep. Certainly not a handle every 3 days and enough pills to kill a small star. Doing just fine here doc.
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my hands go numb and i feel my fingers starting to claw at and sometimes penetrate my rectum while i sleep
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Gazpacho posted:smoke weed Really helps the alcohol work better - protip to any drug/alcohol newbies out there.
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A reminder that we still put dangerously high doses of a useless deadly poison, acetaminophen, in all kinds of medicine, especially in otherwise effective and potentially addictive narcotic pain medication. acetaminophen does literally nothing for back, muscle, and joint pain, but hey we gotta make sure something kills your liver.
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Apr 1, 2015 06:53
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take oxycodone instead
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Dead Gay Romans posted:A reminder that we still put dangerously high doses of a useless deadly poison, acetaminophen, in all kinds of medicine, especially in otherwise effective and potentially addictive narcotic pain medication. Yeah at work I always try to steer people to the ibuprofen instead.
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Oh you hurt your back and are in terrible agony? Well here is a prescription for a tiny bit of narcotic mixed with a poo poo ton of useless deadly poison. -an actual American doctor in tyool 2015. Meanwhile vaguely mention you have trouble sleeping and holy poo poo here is a lifetime supply of walrus, have fun waking up naked in some guys house two counties over! Honestly surprised they haven't started pumping benzos full of APAP by now to "deter abuse"* *guarantee a steady supply of poo poo-stained liver failure ER visits.
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casual beep posted:take oxycodone instead oxy doesn't help with RLS you need lyrica, gabapentin, benzos or booze
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Oh you hurt your back and are in terrible agony? Well here is a prescription for a tiny bit of narcotic mixed with a poo poo ton of useless deadly poison. -an actual American doctor in tyool 2015. the reason benzos don't have APAP is they aren't abused by snorting or shooting up, the APAP is enough of a deterrent for that and it also prevents casual abuse
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I have restless wrist syndrome 
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