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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I mean, we all know the fairer sex costs, something. Whatever that something is, we are all willing to negotiate on.

So, I'm looking for a woman that is affordable, in such a fashion that I am amicable with.

What about the rest of you? Do you want to procreate below or above your means?

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'd probably just be happy with some one dollar gash.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

criscodisco posted:

I'd probably just be happy with some one dollar gash.

Ash, gash or grash; nobody rides for free.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
MY GIRLFRIEND has three kids but also has had her tubes tied, so this limits the maximum expenditure potential to some degree.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Ash, gash or grash; nobody rides for free.

Notice how dick has no intrinsic value

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

VendaGoat posted:

Notice how dick has no intrinsic value

Pssh, just grab a tree branch if you're that hard up, who gives a gently caress

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

VendaGoat posted:

Notice how dick has no intrinsic value

Especially not mine.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Micro vs Macro debate ITT

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

OP go gently caress a cantaloupe until you find the right woman to marry and have free sex with

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

I mean, we all know the fairer sex costs, something. Whatever that something is, we are all willing to negotiate on.

So, I'm looking for a woman that is affordable, in such a fashion that I am amicable with.

What about the rest of you? Do you want to procreate below or above your means?

Sex slavery is wrong. Those girls are people's daughters.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

VendaGoat posted:

Micro vs Macro debate ITT

Don't make me go all economist on you

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Matey posted:

OP go gently caress a cantaloupe until you find the right woman to marry and have free sex with

What is the proper Microwave settings for a cantaloupe?


BTW

First loving hit on GIS:

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Have you tried being a Latino pool boy and seducing women a generation above you? Pool boy is the new stable-boy.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

VendaGoat posted:

What is the proper Microwave settings for a cantaloupe?

Every dick is different. You must experiment to find the right cuntaloupe for you

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Matey posted:

Every dick is different. You must experiment to find the right cuntaloupe for you

My parents will be happy because I oval office-a-lope with... :suicide:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

VendaGoat posted:

My parents will be happy because I oval office-a-lope with... :suicide:

huh

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
find a cheap hooker who will let you bb pop in her mouth for :10bux: and even dog walking money will be affordable

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You should listen to more KMFDM.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

JebanyPedal posted:

You should listen to more KMFDM.

apropos of nothing what is that kid saying in doglike? IDFK

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Extensive Vamping posted:

apropos of nothing what is that kid saying in doglike? IDFK

Dunno but it has a Slayer riff in it so it's a nice song.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

JebanyPedal posted:

Dunno but it has a Slayer riff in it so it's a nice song.

We got a go ing

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i thought u were a woman all this time, u post with feminine aires, a certain-how u say-a certain *farts*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

i thought u were a woman all this time, u post with feminine aires, a certain-how u say-a certain *farts*

*plays with her tits while posting this response*

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my social justice robot Problem-matic1000 just went haywire with sirens at that post at how disprespectful to the female humans body that post is.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


So, you're saving yourself for Bruce Jenner, good for you ,OP

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