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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He just swims around all day with his barbels out, scouring the river bottom for crustaceans and benthic fish.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
whore

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



have you considered baiting him with some kind of hook or smaller fish

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



have you harvested eggs from his mate's clutch for caviar?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I've considered using his swim bladder to fine my beer

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Why are you living in the river, OP?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

OP is a Grizzly Bear

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
motherfucker I was about to make this thread

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Wait 5 days then check on him/her again.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

lmao nice this is a great parody thread

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Why are you living in the river, OP?

Uh, it seems pretty obvious, free food, free rent, and I'd assume he has other tastes but avoided the ban hammer that did in many a Goon not too long ago.

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