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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

I heard it from an old wise man: do whatever you gotta do, whenever you gotta do, however you gotta do... whyever you gotta do. you just gotta do.

kinda took me by surprise tbh and has had me thinking about life all day

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
he was talking about your mother op

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Makes you think about the big questions.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
he means wash your bed sheets those things are loving disgusting

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

A wise man once told me: who what where when why how

Changed my loving life

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
an old man once told me "If you tell anyone I'll kill your family"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Volume posted:

an old man once told me "If you tell anyone I'll kill your family"

did you get candy too?

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
an old wise man told me to keep postin :cool:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a talking space coyote told me to defeat the cyberdemon shoot at it until it dies

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
kill yourself

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
1 A aWord of Wisdom, for the benefit of the council of high priests, assembled in Kirtland, and the church, and also the saints in Zion—

2 To be sent greeting; not by commandment or constraint, but by revelation and the aword of wisdom, showing forth the order and bwill of God in the temporal salvation of all saints in the last days—

3 Given for a principle with apromise, adapted to the capacity of the bweak and the weakest of all csaints, who are or can be called saints.

4 Behold, verily, thus saith the Lord unto you: In consequence of aevils and designs which do and will exist in the hearts of bconspiring men in the last days, I have cwarned you, and forewarn you, by giving unto you this word of wisdom by revelation—

5 That inasmuch as any man adrinketh bwine or strong drink among you, behold it is not good, neither meet in the sight of your Father, only in assembling yourselves together to offer up your sacraments before him.

6 And, behold, this should be wine, yea, apure wine of the grape of the vine, of your own make.

7 And, again, astrong drinks are not for the belly, but for the washing of your bodies.

8 And again, tobacco is not for the abody, neither for the belly, and is not good for man, but is an herb for bruises and all sick cattle, to be used with judgment and skill.

9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.

10 And again, verily I say unto you, all wholesome aherbs God hath ordained for the constitution, nature, and use of man—

11 Every herb in the season thereof, and every fruit in the season thereof; all these to be used with aprudence and bthanksgiving.

12 Yea, aflesh also of bbeasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used csparingly;

13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be aused, only in times of winter, or of cold, or bfamine.

14 All agrain is ordained for the use of man and of beasts, to be the staff of life, not only for man but for the beasts of the field, and the fowls of heaven, and all wild animals that run or creep on the earth;

15 And athese hath God made for the use of man only in times of famine and excess of hunger.

16 All grain is good for the afood of man; as also the bfruit of the vine; that which yieldeth fruit, whether in the ground or above the ground—

17 Nevertheless, wheat for man, and corn for the ox, and oats for the horse, and rye for the fowls and for swine, and for all beasts of the field, and barley for all useful animals, and for mild drinks, as also other grain.

18 And all saints who remember to keep and do these sayings, walking in obedience to the commandments, ashall receive bhealth in their navel and marrow to their bones;

19 And shall afind bwisdom and great ctreasures of dknowledge, even hidden treasures;

20 And shall arun and not be bweary, and shall walk and not faint.

21 And I, the Lord, give unto them a promise, that the adestroying angel shall bpass by them, as the children of Israel, and not slay them. Amen.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idk sounds like some lovely advice. he's basically saying do whatever it takes to achieve your goals even if it means being a total douchelord backstabber sleazeball.

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