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Oh, gently caress that poo poo. It's way more painful than you'd think. Besides, you can't die. I've always sort of liked you.
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Apr 4, 2015 18:11
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Drinking yourself to death takes decades. It won't do anything but make you fatter which would be the real cause of death in 5-10 years. I guess you could just butt chug two bottles of everclear and die of immediate acute alcohol poisoning but that isn't really drinking yourself to death.
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Apr 4, 2015 18:22
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guys 500 lbs he's already been painfully grating away at his health his whole life in a semiacceptable way, this is just a slight acceleration not all of us with a deathwish are brave enough to go to war or work logging/oil drilling
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Apr 4, 2015 18:27
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Why is Bill Ponderosa posting in GBS?
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Apr 4, 2015 18:29
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Gatekeeper posted:can confirm this, i was at a party at this girls apartment and her roommate was diabetic and some turd found her syringes and shot up vodka and died like, immediately. rockabilly dick who called himself hollywood lol his gf was super hot but dumb, like "date guy who shoots up vodka" dumb lol that's awesome. can totally imagine the kind of guy you mean, glad he's dead
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Apr 4, 2015 18:35
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OP dead yet?
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Apr 4, 2015 18:56
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if you're gonna kill yourself anyway, go into a massive amount of lovely debt and get a gastric bypass, or convince your doctor to let you try phenteramine. what's the worst that could happen
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Apr 4, 2015 18:59
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Just roll over in bed op. I imagine you'll suffocate before you're able to flip your shockingly fat rear end back over
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Apr 4, 2015 19:07
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op you should excercize lol
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Apr 4, 2015 19:09
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:if you're gonna kill yourself anyway, go into a massive amount of lovely debt and get a gastric bypass, or convince your doctor to let you try phenteramine. what's the worst that could happen or just get adderal lol, hardlky have to convince anybody of anything and its even more effective
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Apr 4, 2015 19:10
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is cocaine as good as it seems
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Apr 4, 2015 19:19
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:is cocaine as good as it seems Just make cocaine brownies
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Apr 4, 2015 19:20
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:is cocaine as good as it seems for the first few lines it is. then it's just fiending and chasing which is no fun.
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Apr 4, 2015 19:21
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Nefarious posted:ya op it's hard as poo poo to drink yourself to death you basically gotta be drinking 24/7 since you're already so fat i'd recommend just drinking tons of beer which will get you even fatter and eventually your heart should just give out My new five year plan.
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Apr 4, 2015 19:22
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might do some cocaine
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Apr 4, 2015 19:23
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