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Pussy isn't legal were I am at and I'm way too much of a bitch to try a fleshlight. So gaying myself to death it is! Goons, I expect you all to be experts in your field. I am a 500lb man, 5 foot 10 inches in height. I do not exercise at all and my diet normally consists of Mrs T's pierogies and Totinos pizza rolls. How dick do I need to consume, per day, to kill myself. Please list various amounts with the length of dick. Also, would Butt loving help me? Help!
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Tsinava posted:I am a 500lb man, 5 foot 10 inches in height. I do not exercise at all and my diet normally consists of Mrs T's pierogies and Totinos pizza rolls. Not even a homo will gently caress you
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Apr 4, 2015 12:19
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will a male please locate my rear end in a top hat on my body and attempt to gently caress me.
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Apr 4, 2015 12:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWeMvrNiOM
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Apr 4, 2015 12:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clU0Sh9ngmY
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Apr 4, 2015 12:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3wnaxan4qw
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Apr 4, 2015 12:33
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Tsinava posted:Pussy isn't legal were I am at and I'm way too much of a bitch to try a fleshlight. Where do you live that pussy isn't legal but a fleshlight is?
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Apr 4, 2015 12:39
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Ivor Biggun posted:Where do you live that pussy isn't legal but a fleshlight is? The UK.
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Apr 4, 2015 12:42
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Makes...sense?
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Apr 4, 2015 12:47
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If a woman has an orgasm over here you can literally call the police on her and have her thrown in the stocks outside the courthouse. It owns.
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Apr 4, 2015 12:49
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mission accomplished
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Apr 4, 2015 13:49
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Leaving Las Anus
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Apr 4, 2015 13:57
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Tsinava posted:The UK. Is that what the police use to hit people
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Apr 4, 2015 14:00
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I heard if you fill every hole with a dick and sneeze youll die.
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Apr 4, 2015 14:01
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Tsinava posted:Pussy isn't legal were I am at and I'm way too much of a bitch to try a fleshlight. You need to hook up with the local bear community. They might know people with a feeding fetish, you might get money to stay/get fatter, plus the buttfucks.
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