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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

best friend massage posted:

i know this is a troll but the last film Ledger was in was technically the imaginarium of doctor parnassus
:goonsay:

actually the troll is the heath ledger was never a good actor

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scopes
Jun 5, 2004

JebanyPedal posted:

OP is a stupid retarded human being who called Lost Highway bad and as such is such a stupid loving piece of poo poo that he should be executed.

well it's not as bad as inland empire sure, but calm down

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
Dustin Hoffman - giant rear end lovers 16

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The animated Transformers movie is not the worst way to go. It's actually fun, and Unicron is cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNsOGt3bHk

Also he was working alongside Nimoy, also RIP.

resting bort face
Jun 2, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
OP's mom in that porno she was in

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The transformers movie was also the last roll of Scatman Crothers.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mr sad posted:

OP's mom in that porno she was in

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Furious 7

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The transformers movie was also the last roll of Scatman Crothers.

Jazz had to die so that Wheelie could live

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark
Edit: Read thread title wrong.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Pick posted:

Also he was working alongside Nimoy, also RIP.

Whose final film was Star Trek Into Darkness.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TV4lupHME

Christopher Lloyd
why? :magical:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

What the hell kind of commercial is this?
...
Holy poo poo, wow.:wtc:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
brad renfro's last movie was bret easton ellis's "the informers," here's the most accurate review i've seen of it

robin williams's last TV role was on the crazy ones, which was absolutely excruciatingly bad and i only watched because hamish linklater is cute as hell

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Marlon Brando
Orson Welles
Sean Connery

all died immediately after doing some dumb animation lol

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Peter Sellers' last movie was him playing loving Fu Manchu. This was immediately after blowing everyone away in Being There.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

John Candy- Canadian Bacon

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
Beaten by the fourth post.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

I'm going to pull an obscure one and say Yusaka Matsuda, the guy who played the villain Sato in Black Rain. It's a great role in an otherwise lovely movie. The guy was trying to break in to Hollywood after having a long career in Japan, bonded with Andy Garcia while filming, and apparently died from bladder cancer following it's completion.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Christopher Lloyd's one of those guys who will take literally any job you put in front of him, he don't care. His final role will probably be a Dora the Explorer episode or whatever he happened to be working on that week.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Modest Mao posted:

Marlon Brando
Orson Welles
Sean Connery

all died immediately after doing some dumb animation lol

Sean Connery is alive, dude.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Shadow posted:

Sean Connery is alive, dude.

mother fucker is like 84, he doesn't have much time left

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Tardcore posted:

mother fucker is like 84, he doesn't have much time left

It'll be a James Bond movie cameo.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pneub posted:

It'll be a James Bond movie cameo.

It better be.

He's too old now but I'm still a fan of that really wanky idea where his Bond is a villain killing off all the other former Bonds forcing Craig-Bond to stop him. I know, I know "BUT SKYFALL SAID" :can: garbage. I preferred the idea of Bond as a code name and wanted to see Craig team up with Dalton and Brosnan to fight Connery.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
I lost interest in Bond around the time of Pierce Brosnan and (coincidentally) stopped being a child but I'd watch the hell out of that.

I've heard more positive things about the Daniel Craig ones but I'm just so over popcorn empty action flicks.


It's why I haven't seen a new Tom Cruise movie in like a decade.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Twilight Zone: The Movie.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Shadow posted:

I lost interest in Bond around the time of Pierce Brosnan and (coincidentally) stopped being a child but I'd watch the hell out of that.

I've heard more positive things about the Daniel Craig ones but I'm just so over popcorn empty action flicks.


It's why I haven't seen a new Tom Cruise movie in like a decade.

The visuals in Skyfall are literally so good you'll completely fail to notice that the plot is a weaker version of the Dark Knight that ends with Bond playing Home Alone until you're done watching it. Casino Royale is legitimately the best Bond movie I've ever seen and I don't care who knows it. Bond actually has an honest-to-god arc and it doesn't suck, while also explaining why he becomes the global champ of the pump-and-dump. Quantum of Solace is garbage.

Tom Cruise movies of the last 10 years have literally been nothing but Tom Cruise doing everything he can to convince the audience he's still as great as he was when he was young-- look at how fast I can still run, look at these insane stunts I'm willing to do, look at how much energy I still have, look at what great shape I'm in, look at how I can keep up with all the young guys! Some of his movies work, even if they are all as empty as the hole in his soul he's clearly trying to fill.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
Maybe I'll check out Skyfall and Casino Royale.

Totally agree on Cruise. I think the only movies I've seen of his since like 2004 have been Collateral (liked this one a lot because he was...you know...acting), Jack whatever the gently caress (ehhhh), and um. War of Worlds and it was good but any gently caress head in his role would have worked for that movie.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

JebanyPedal posted:

OP is a stupid retarded human being who called Lost Highway bad and as such is such a stupid loving piece of poo poo that he should be executed.

hahahaha

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Shadow posted:

but I'm just so over popcorn empty action flicks.


This is exactly how I feel, and this is perfectly put. I don't know why I couldn't think of the right way to word it, but thanks!

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This is exactly how I feel, and this is perfectly put. I don't know why I couldn't think of the right way to word it, but thanks!

I think it's all about supply. We used to watch an occasional television drama, a bunch of empty sitcoms, and not much else. Some movies were thinkers, some were talkers, and some were action.


Now we have an endless supply of shows like Game of Thrones, Vikings, etc. which gives us compelling storylines, character development, AND some great action.



THE ERA OF THE SILVER SCREEN IS OVER. BRING FORTH THE DAWN OF WEBFLIX!


also you're welcome! :)

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Sizone posted:

richard kynaka in doom house

Look at this scrub who hasn't seen Mood House or Death Hat.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

mr sad posted:

OP's mom in that porno she was in

Thread title clearly says before they died.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

by Ralp

Harveygod posted:

What the hell kind of commercial is this?
...
Holy poo poo, wow.:wtc:

What kind of sick lunatic actually went out of their way to get this released? Do they consider it a moral victory?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

snackcakes posted:

Transformers is a great movie. There are zero things that are bad about it.

no, the transformers movie was terrible. it's a bunch of quick cuts with absolutely no continuity. it's saving grace is nostalgia, it was my favorite movie when I was, like, ages 8-10 but it does not hold up. you can get the same feel by watching dvds of the transformers cartoon, it's just stuff, real fast cuts between stuff but no actual context tying them together, same with the 1988 presidential debates.

The movie too, it's a bunch of culty stuff, like the actor list or the awesomeness of the soundtrack, that should lend it some credibility, but at the end of the day, it's just a bunch of one liners and quick cuts between things, no real continuous plot or structure or value beyond nostalgia or anything. though the vince decola soundtrack and the line "your bargaining posture is highly dubious" do still make it worth rewatching.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

So I see that Sir Billi has been mentioned, but no one posted the trailer, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s

I mean, it's cool that Connery came out of retirement to support a local animation studio in his Scottish homeland, but god motherfucking drat.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would much rather have Sir Billi as my last acting credit than the League of Extraordinary Gentleman

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Sizone posted:

no, the transformers movie was terrible. it's a bunch of quick cuts with absolutely no continuity. it's saving grace is nostalgia, it was my favorite movie when I was, like, ages 8-10 but it does not hold up. you can get the same feel by watching dvds of the transformers cartoon, it's just stuff, real fast cuts between stuff but no actual context tying them together, same with the 1988 presidential debates.

The movie too, it's a bunch of culty stuff, like the actor list or the awesomeness of the soundtrack, that should lend it some credibility, but at the end of the day, it's just a bunch of one liners and quick cuts between things, no real continuous plot or structure or value beyond nostalgia or anything. though the vince decola soundtrack and the line "your bargaining posture is highly dubious" do still make it worth rewatching.

It has a storyline a 5 year old could understand but you cant follow it because its edited sharply? lol

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
Veronica Lake, the 1940s screen siren who starred in This Gun for Hire and Sullivan's Travels. She ended up in retirement in Florida where she became broke and desperate, and agreed to the leade role in this horrible turkey for grocery money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpFzPMJuqJ8

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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Nutsngum posted:

It has a storyline a 5 year old could understand but you cant follow it because its edited sharply? lol

Sorry about your crippling ADD, bro.

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