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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Ahundredbux posted:

please don't mix up asexual reproduction with asexual lifestyle it's v. triggering to some people

ahhh sorry

egg shells everywhere itt

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IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Nation posted:

ahhh sorry

egg shells everywhere itt

This is GBS, no eggshells here. Go hog wild.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Nation posted:

ahhh sorry

egg shells everywhere itt

no I don't think eggs are involved in asexual production so don't worry about it

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
i know an asexual. she's about 400lb and no one wants to sleep with her.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
im talking about ozma

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My ex-wife is asexual.

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




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Asexuality in humans is the definition of sexuality wherein the person does not feel sexual attraction nor (sometimes) the need for sexual activity including masturbation in their daily life.

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Oct 4, 2010




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Dirk Squarejaw posted:

My ex-wife is asexual.

No, you were just unsatisfying.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

My ex-wife is asexual.

Why you marry a egg-layer??

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Innerguard posted:

Asexuality in humans is the definition of sexuality wherein the person does not feel sexual attraction nor (sometimes) the need for sexual activity including masturbation in their daily life.

have they tried anal

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



An asexual is a celibate nerd who is just as annoying as a pansexual (a bi person who's annoying as poo poo)

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Why you marry a egg-layer??

He thought his micropenis just might be big enough to satisfy an ant queen.

He was wrong.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

burritolingus posted:

Asexual predator.

Great username suggestion

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Innerguard posted:

Asexuality in humans is the definition of sexuality wherein the person does not feel sexual attraction nor (sometimes) the need for sexual activity including masturbation in their daily life.

Nah, you know what it is?

Ok, context.

A scientist was doing an experiment on rats. A small group of fertile rats was introduced into an environment with ample food and space for their small number. But the food level per day was constant and the space was static. And so, they reproduced. And reproduced, until their number strained the resources of their habitat. Eventually there wasn't enough food or space for any of them. Once this had occurred, a strange thing happened. Most of the rats stayed normal, but some of them became kinda gay, and had a lot of gay sex. But another lot lost interest completely in sex, they stayed away from other rats, some of them became OCD and obsessed with hygiene, and some became total autists.

Not saying anything of course, humans are not rats. But it's a fun parallel.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

He thought his micropenis just might be big enough to satisfy an ant queen.

He was wrong.

She dump him? Or he got tired of being cucked by 1000+ male ants?

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Apr 7, 2015

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socrates chugwolf
Apr 7, 2015

by Ralp
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big sexy
Apr 7, 2015

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