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This isn't actually a headline, but It probably will be within the next year.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:16 |
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well no one wants to eat around people who look gay
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:17 |
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[reposts to all social media outlets and goes to chik-fil-a for a cup of water]
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:17 |
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how else can i eat my hot dog and meatballs without feeling insecure
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:18 |
should've thought twice before ordering that appletini
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:20 |
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If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:21 |
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I'm straight.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:24 |
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Tarquinn posted:I'm straight. only a non-straight would say this
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:38 |
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psyopmonkey posted:If youre gay
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:38 |
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china bot posted:how else can i eat my hot dog and meatballs without feeling insecure I really don't get why they have to plate the hotdog between the meatballs
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:40 |
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china bot posted:only a non-straight would say this drat, busted. Wanna make out?
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:40 |
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Nah science will perfect gaydars by the time this would ever be an issue.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:41 |
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burritolingus posted:Nah science will perfect gaydars by the time this would ever be an issue. That already exists. Just hum "Time After Time" and when someone joins in shoot them in the butt - with your penis.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:42 |
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psyopmonkey posted:If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong. yea everyone should live in gender confusionlandia.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:43 |
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West SAAB Story posted:That already exists. Just hum "Time After Time" and when someone joins in shoot them in the butt - with your penis. lifehacks
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:43 |
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shouldn't have made eye contact while eating that banana
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:43 |
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they lisp and the spit goes everywhere including in your soup. ewwwwwwww
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:44 |
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psyopmonkey posted:If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong. I dunno, Minneapolis is pretty gay
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:44 |
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*sings patriotic song in a fast food establishment without a hint of irony*
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:45 |
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ArbitraryC posted:*sings patriotic song in a fast food establishment without a hint of irony* Link or vid? I need a good laugh.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:51 |
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what if he's trans-straight? like gay but inside really feels like he wants some poon?
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:07 |
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Vin BioEthanol posted:what if he's trans-straight? like gay but inside really feels like he wants some poon? thats loving going backwards man we cant go backwards there aint no gear for that
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:08 |
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My friend works at a hospital and he heard some old dying guy tell some custodian, "you look gay..." as his dying words.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:12 |
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BigBoss posted:My friend works at a hospital and he heard some old dying guy tell some custodian, "you look gay..." as his dying words. Nice. Good tombstone. Good story.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:13 |
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psyopmonkey posted:
don't have a link but this def happened in chick fil a
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:14 |
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I hope a restaurant legit refuses to serve an effeminate straight man for acting effeminate and nothing else. They interview the owner who's like "this is a restaurant where we respect me who act like men and women who act like women. Earl and Bernie over there are special friends and they've been dining here for 25 years! Homosexuals are okay. No girly men."
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:35 |
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Tarquinn posted:drat, busted.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:35 |
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I Tsinava posted:I hope a restaurant legit refuses to serve an effeminate straight man for acting effeminate and nothing else. They interview the owner who's like "this is a restaurant where we respect me who act like men and women who act like women. Earl and Bernie over there are special friends and they've been dining here for 25 years! Homosexuals are okay. No girly men." I support this
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:44 |
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Tsinava posted:I hope a restaurant legit refuses to serve an effeminate straight man for acting effeminate and nothing else. They interview the owner who's like "this is a restaurant where we respect me who act like men and women who act like women. Earl and Bernie over there are special friends and they've been dining here for 25 years! Homosexuals are okay. No girly men." didn't daniel tosh go to a place exactly like that and then interview the people that got kicked out
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:46 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:53 |
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DaveSplitter posted:This isn't actually a headline, but It probably will be within the next year. Faithful entrepreneur bravely expels degenerates from establishment.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:55 |
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:iamafag:
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