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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

This isn't actually a headline, but It probably will be within the next year.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

well no one wants to eat around people who look gay

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 278 days!)

[reposts to all social media outlets and goes to chik-fil-a for a cup of water]

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
how else can i eat my hot dog and meatballs without feeling insecure

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
should've thought twice before ordering that appletini

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem
I'm straight.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

Tarquinn posted:

I'm straight.

only a non-straight would say this

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 278 days!)

psyopmonkey posted:

If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

china bot posted:

how else can i eat my hot dog and meatballs without feeling insecure

I really don't get why they have to plate the hotdog between the meatballs

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

china bot posted:

only a non-straight would say this

drat, busted.

Wanna make out?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Nah science will perfect gaydars by the time this would ever be an issue.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 278 days!)

burritolingus posted:

Nah science will perfect gaydars by the time this would ever be an issue.

That already exists. Just hum "Time After Time" and when someone joins in shoot them in the butt - with your penis. :twisted:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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psyopmonkey posted:

If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong.

yea everyone should live in gender confusionlandia.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

West SAAB Story posted:

That already exists. Just hum "Time After Time" and when someone joins in shoot them in the butt - with your penis. :twisted:

lifehacks

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
shouldn't have made eye contact while eating that banana

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
they lisp and the spit goes everywhere including in your soup. ewwwwwwww

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

psyopmonkey posted:

If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong.

I dunno, Minneapolis is pretty gay

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
*sings patriotic song in a fast food establishment without a hint of irony*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ArbitraryC posted:

*sings patriotic song in a fast food establishment without a hint of irony*

:eyepop:

Link or vid? I need a good laugh.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
what if he's trans-straight? like gay but inside really feels like he wants some poon?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 278 days!)

Vin BioEthanol posted:

what if he's trans-straight? like gay but inside really feels like he wants some poon?

thats loving going backwards man we cant go backwards there aint no gear for that

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
My friend works at a hospital and he heard some old dying guy tell some custodian, "you look gay..." as his dying words.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BigBoss posted:

My friend works at a hospital and he heard some old dying guy tell some custodian, "you look gay..." as his dying words.

Nice.

Good tombstone. Good story.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

:eyepop:

Link or vid? I need a good laugh.

don't have a link but this def happened in chick fil a

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I hope a restaurant legit refuses to serve an effeminate straight man for acting effeminate and nothing else. They interview the owner who's like "this is a restaurant where we respect me who act like men and women who act like women. Earl and Bernie over there are special friends and they've been dining here for 25 years! Homosexuals are okay. No girly men."

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Tarquinn posted:

drat, busted.

Wanna make out?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
I

Tsinava posted:

I hope a restaurant legit refuses to serve an effeminate straight man for acting effeminate and nothing else. They interview the owner who's like "this is a restaurant where we respect me who act like men and women who act like women. Earl and Bernie over there are special friends and they've been dining here for 25 years! Homosexuals are okay. No girly men."

I support this

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Tsinava posted:

I hope a restaurant legit refuses to serve an effeminate straight man for acting effeminate and nothing else. They interview the owner who's like "this is a restaurant where we respect me who act like men and women who act like women. Earl and Bernie over there are special friends and they've been dining here for 25 years! Homosexuals are okay. No girly men."

didn't daniel tosh go to a place exactly like that and then interview the people that got kicked out

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

DaveSplitter posted:

This isn't actually a headline, but It probably will be within the next year.

Faithful entrepreneur bravely expels degenerates from establishment.

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Apr 7, 2015

by Ralp
:iamafag:

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