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Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
...then you are a gross rear end person. Like I'm almost against pissing in some of these ground floor restrooms I go into, and I see people's bags on the floor and pants dropped so low that the're clearly mopping up piss. What the gently caress is wrong with these people? Should I let them know how I feel?

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
But there's pee pee on the floor

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Thank you for the obvious information. :gas:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Pee on their bags. That'll show em

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Depends on if you're finished performing the sex act, OP

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Pretty much everything is covered in poo poo op sorry to break your germaphobe plastic bubble

But yeah people sure throw caution to the wind sometimes I guess lol. I bet they piss into the breeze too.

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
OP if I offered you 50 bucks to walk barefoot into a bar bathroom and use the urinal, would you do it?

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Nov 11, 2013
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Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
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how am i supposed to suck a dick in a public bathroom without getting on my knees you ABLEIST?

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Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007

El Duderino posted:

OP if I offered you 50 bucks to walk barefoot into a bar bathroom and use the urinal, would you do it?

Oh gently caress yeah. I'd have a harder time putting my bag on the floor.

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007

mdm posted:

Pretty much everything is covered in poo poo op sorry to break your germaphobe plastic bubble

But yeah people sure throw caution to the wind sometimes I guess lol. I bet they piss into the breeze too.

If I'm being honest, I try not to breathe that much in gross bathrooms lol

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

dear something awful dot com (llc) forums user The Royal Scrub,
i sincerely wish for you to choke to death on one of the many cocks you suck on a daily basis.
warmest regards,
oval office Imgay Cuck Esq.

your greatest accomplishment in life could be shooting yourself in the head through your rear end. think about it! cool way to go

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007

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Jul 5, 2008

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Office Commando posted:

how am i supposed to suck a dick in a public bathroom without getting on my knees you ABLEIST?

loving triggered

learn to squat, scrub

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



If you think about it there are piss particles floating in the air constantly. You should hold your breath in the bathroom and preferably forever.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
god forbid I ever have to take a poo poo in public, then I have to do a jedi levitation trick over the toilet seat

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I just sit on the toilet and poo poo because I honestly dont care about germs

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

walking into an airport bathroom one time I noticed a guy's bare feet under the stall. shoes nicely placed beside him, feet planted firmly on an international airport bathroom floor.


there was also an old lady that pooped in front of the hello kitty store there. just dropped right out of her dress.

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