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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

So I'm looking to catch an rear end whoopin. I think I need it. Problem is, whenever I get in a fight I'm always the one who ends up doing the rear end whooping.

Need some advice from goons who have gotten their asses whooped in the past on how to go about doing this thing. Thanks.

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Jaweeeblop
Nov 12, 2004

Well this kid Glenn got beat up once in seventh grade because he wore power ranger velcro shoes. Try that.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Haha what kind of idiot doenst know how to get his rear end whooped

edit: that might have come off as too strong. sorry OP, and good luck with getting an rear end whooping

horribleslob
Nov 23, 2004
Show your dad this thread

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Have you tried not fighting back? That always works for me. :)

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Get super drunk so you're real bad at fisticuffs

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
Obviously you haven't fought me and my big dick.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Try posting outside the pink forum, where your e-cred is worthless.

Or, you know, shut your computer off and go out for a walk. I'm sure someone will find you intolerable.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Have you tried not getting your rear end whooped?

Typical Yosposter
Mar 30, 2015
just pm lowtax op

Aug
Sep 8, 2004

Got Smuff?
Have you tried leading with your face? Just try hitting their fists with your face. Eventually it'll work.

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

Teach posted:

Try posting outside the pink forum, where your e-cred is worthless.

Or, you know, shut your computer off and go out for a walk. I'm sure someone will find you intolerable.

drat, the guy asked for a beating but who could have foreseen this power . . .

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
op, i think a good way to get your rear end whooped would be to find me irl and try to mess with me

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

little munchkin posted:

op, i think a good way to get your rear end whooped would be to find me irl and try to mess with me

and your big dick

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Back To 99 posted:

and your big dick

dude you don't know anything about my dick

I LIKE COOKIE
Dec 12, 2010

My record is 4 wins 0 losses son


Someone knock me down a peg or two. We can put it on my snapchat story

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
you can pay a karate guy a bunch of money to whoop your rear end really badly and if you call him the n word he will break an extra one of your bones for free
Source: the movie documentary Dirty Harry

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
OP youre a loving pussy. Bitch

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Ruddha posted:

drat, the guy asked for a beating but who could have foreseen this power . . .

He asked. He got told. It's what happens here in A/T.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
OP must think it's opposite day

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Go to your local biker bar and kick over a few bikes.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Teach posted:

He asked. He got told. It's what happens here in A/T.
The citizens of the grey fporums rest easy another night, for Teach is here to protect them from the FYAD Fuckboys

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

Try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsX1eUcHADc

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Blackchamber posted:

Go to your local biker bar and kick over a few bikes.

He wants an rear end beating, not love taps from some fat Sons of Anarchy weekenders.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Seek more powerful foes

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Find the youngest bouncer you can find at a club. Throw a shot of Jack in his face and punch him in the gut. You'll get your wish.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
Since you're so good at whippin' rear end why don't you just do it yourself OP instead of making others do all the hard work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87w655s3xKc

JohnnyHildo
Jul 23, 2002

Go Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I tried some of the advice in this thread and so far nothing has happened yet.

edit: gently caress, beaten

AMISH FRIED PIES fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Apr 17, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Orange Mage posted:

I tried some of the advice in this thread and so far nothing has happened yet.

edit: gently caress, beaten

So... you lost? Success! Voted 5, went hog wild.

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice
Hire a dom?

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





Or make a profile on fetlife.com to find the free version.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Go into a black neighborhood and shout the n-word. If you don't know what that is, Google is your friend. Best of luck to you.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Seek souls.

Larger, more powerful souls.

Seek the king, that is the only way

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