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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Moral Dilemmas: Fat Man drinks a bowl of gravy while dad talks
What should the father do?
Dash his failsons head upon the rock like the bible says.
Love his son for who he is.
I'm gravy.
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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Your son is born but he has become fat and drinks gravy for attention on the internet. Do you kill him. Y/N?

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Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Gravy bills in that household must be through the roof. (or falling through the floor in this case)

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
 I should've done it years ago. It's too late now. I have no weapon that would get him through all that blubber.

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
this is really gross. now i cant even finish the bowl of gravy i was drinking

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May 27, 2004



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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
 I know I should. I must do it. I have to. I owe it to the world. But I am terrified.

If I try and fail, he will hurl his great bulk at me like an avalanche. He will roll over me and pin me to the floor, helpless beneath waves of pulsing flesh. Then, he will eat me, slowly, tearing off chunks of bleeding meat over weeks and months. I know because I've seen it. It happened, just like that, and I was too terrified, too helpless to act.

I did nothing to save her.

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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Nah its cool. I don't mind his lifestyle choices will eventually qualify him for disability and that I will have to contribute to his slow gluttonous death.

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Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
If he continues to consume gravy sooner or later he'll find his way on the daytime talk circuit or TLC.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

A misanthrope posted:



what is this thing

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)
smother him with intense sorrow like when tony soprano kills christopher

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Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
the only good fatman video is where he's sitting in a hot tub listening to bible tapes and choking out "aughhghhg aughghg" whenever he agrees with what's being said

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

sitting in a hot tub listening to bible tapes

That is the most baller thing I have ever read

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

 i thought fatman was already dead c/d??!

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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Vorik posted:

what is this thing

Something that society has deemed competent to raise multiple children, even after it insisted on bringing a known child molester into the house.

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