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loving grocery store doesnt carry it and when i lost my temper at the customer service counter the cops who escorted me out agree that its a shame it doesnt exist but that i have to leave any ways, sir
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this didn't really happen. you are making it up.
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Apr 9, 2015 20:20
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:this didn't really happen. you are making it up. What would he gain by coming on the internet and just telling lies?
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Apr 9, 2015 20:22
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make ur own bruv, then u get a sense of accomplisment and maybe save money
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Apr 9, 2015 20:26
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There must have been someone filming nearby.
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Apr 9, 2015 20:27
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ok guys you got me this didnt happen but one time i held up this huge long checkout when the poor girl asked if i found everything i was looking for so she weighing the bananas and they are not ripe at all, very very green i say "well you didnt have any yellow bananas" and shes like uhhhh well these will eventually turn yellow and i just play it so well i get this confused look on my face and say "uhh if i leave them long enough they will go bad!" and like shes trying to explain that they will ripen to yellow but im kind of not believing her, the line up is pretty big and im just not getting it. eventually like two people behind me try to re-assure me that the banans will indeed turn from green to yellow before i cautiously take their word for it and pay for my groceries true story
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Apr 9, 2015 20:31
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I prefer my bananas to be mostly yellow but with just a little bit of greenish hue left. That is the optimal ripeness of a banana imo. If they start developing spots they're too far gone. Put em in banana bread or a smoothie or throw em out.
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Apr 9, 2015 20:33
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numberoneposter posted:ok guys you got me this didnt happen but one time i held up this huge long checkout when the poor girl asked if i found everything i was looking for lol
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Apr 9, 2015 20:38
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maybe you could make your own. it's probably just mayo + sirracha or something like that, shouldn't be too hard and would probably be way better anyways
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Apr 9, 2015 20:46
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Otto von Ruthless posted:maybe you could make your own. it's probably just mayo + sirracha or something like that, shouldn't be too hard and would probably be way better anyways
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Chomp8645 posted:I prefer my bananas to be mostly yellow but with just a little bit of greenish hue left. That is the optimal ripeness of a banana imo. How about you go gently caress YOURSELF MAN?!
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Apr 9, 2015 21:07
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Chomp8645 posted:I prefer my bananas to be mostly yellow but with just a little bit of greenish hue left. That is the optimal ripeness of a banana imo. You've made yourself a real forums enemy today fucko
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Apr 9, 2015 21:08
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try sriracha and honey mustard for your chicken strips also a mix of brown mustard, grainy mustard, and horseradish, same as the mardi gras mustard from popeyes but not in that frustratingly small container
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Apr 9, 2015 21:16
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im pooping! posted:try sriracha and honey mustard for your chicken strips You know what gently caress you too idiot
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Apr 9, 2015 21:27
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go stick some unripe bananas up your bum, you bum
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numberoneposter posted:loving grocery store doesnt carry it and when i lost my temper at the customer service counter the cops who escorted me out agree that its a shame it doesnt exist but that i have to leave any ways, sir Just add Tabasco (or Cholula, Louisiana, Texas Pete, Tapatio, Valentina, Frank's) to yogurt or buttermilk, idiot What is with you trend chasing fucks? That loving hot sauce has been around for years, and now all you motherfuckers need to get off it's dick
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:You know what gently caress you too idiot HEY! Leave those forums posters alone, cockboy!!
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so wait, it isn't just sriracha mixed with ranch? what's with the buttermilk and yogurt or whatever in that case it would be sriracha yogurt, not srirancha learn to think!
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Apr 9, 2015 21:51
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Well this went bad fast.
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Apr 9, 2015 21:52
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Salad dressing is the only part of the salad i like besides cheese
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Apr 9, 2015 22:02
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I love that this thread has been created! I don't have time for the post I want to make right now, but tagging for later. I think there is a very interesting and healthy discussion to be had on this topic.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:03
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I'm shaking and practically in tears right now.
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numberoneposter posted:ok guys you got me this didnt happen but one time i held up this huge long checkout when the poor girl asked if i found everything i was looking for how can we believe you now that we know you lied before trust issues itt
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Apr 9, 2015 22:09
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Goons: "Yeah, I love hot sauce, but only the one with a rooster on it!  ""Because that's a cock!" "Also, I'm gay!" Grow up and use a grown man hot sauce, you trendwhores
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Apr 9, 2015 22:10
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Will you gently caress off with your siracha already, its gotten worse than bacon.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:11
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i prefer to stick the raw peppers directly onto my taint
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Apr 9, 2015 22:11
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And you know what else? NUTELLA. Poots a whimsical fartlet.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:12
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true story my mom made brownies with bacon in them and they were alright but they would have been much better if there was no bacon in them
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Apr 9, 2015 22:13
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im pooping! posted:true story my mom made brownies with bacon in them and they were alright but they would have been much better if there was no bacon in them loving bacon on everything, gently caress this planet I'm waiting for them to gently caress up hamburgers by putting them on every goddamn thing Tiny little hamburgers on toothpicks on top of a sundae
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ElGroucho posted:Tiny little hamburgers on toothpicks whoa good idea bro
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gently caress sriracha cock sauce, put cholula on everything
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:how can we believe you now that we know you lied before
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Tom Gorman posted:gently caress sriracha cock sauce, put cholula on everything This motherfucker right here gets 10 cholo points, putos The rest of you get a rooster in the rear end
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I wanted a pizza the other night, and pizza hut was doing some coupon for a 10 dollar stuffed crust so I was like gently caress it I'll buy it. They offer all sorts of free sauce flavors on the pizza and I went with the honey sriracha. It was a pretty huge mistake, I think I would have been happier with just the pizza without the "drizzle." Also the driver made a pretty big deal about the drizzle when he dropped it off. Like more than a delivery driver should care at all, how he could smell it and it smelled so delicious. Pretty sure they made him bring it up specifically just to make a marketing point to mention it again so I remember it or something. It worked, I'll remember that for a long time. Except it was creepy as gently caress and I don't think I'm going to call pizza hut again.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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numberoneposter posted:ok guys you got me this didnt happen but one time i held up this huge long checkout when the poor girl asked if i found everything i was looking for fell for the green bananas trick i see
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