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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


ROCKBUSTERS!

These jamaican fellers are swinging fish around. D S

De Trout Spinnas

This feller from the east midlands swears a lot. T T D

Tourettes Trent Derby

The jamacain feller has got a headache. F D

Free da pain

The people in the fruit and veg aisle are arguing. And it's busy in there, because it's christmas. B

Banana Drama

DO WE NEED EM?

Jeellyfish? Yes, because turtles eat em.

Octopusses? Yes. Get rid of limpets.

Cockroaches. Yes. No they do not have 18 knees.

EDUCATING RICKY!

It's good to have a flat head in india.

John's got a moustache. (Everybody has a code)

People thought tomatos were poisonous cause they ate them of led plates.

MONKEY NEWS!

A thing about an athlete but it turned out the athlete was a monkey.

Great ape foot juice.

So what, you think they can make a rocket that can go into outer space but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

AND WHO COULD FORGET:

Me aunty had wind for five minutes.

There was a problem with a shadow in california, it were pushing people of their bikes.

You can get wigs for dogs in Tokyo. (It's a stressful city)

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:firstpost:


Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
PLAY A RECORD

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
gently caress me, I forgot hairy chinese kid

By the by, the infamous untold shed story about Steve's dad is basically he bought a shitton of doomsday supplies and stored them in the shed because someone convinced him the apocalypse was coming.

how me a frog fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Apr 9, 2015

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
If Dracula can't see himself in the mirror, how come his centre parting is so perfect?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I dunno, slugs and stuff I suppose.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


Absolute proof for the existence of ghosts? A man called Mr. Exorcist came and did whatever he did. And the budgie was happy.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I've seen that unattractive bald man many times on these forums, who is he and why do goons love him?

actually nvm idc, I just wanted to point out his unfortunate eyebrows.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a bone to pick posted:

I've seen that unattractive bald man many times on these forums, who is he and why do goons love him?

actually nvm idc, I just wanted to point out his unfortunate eyebrows.

Thats Benedict Cumberbatch

Hes a movie star.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Real talk if you pay attention you can almost always tell what Karl means, and it is virtually never as dumb as Ricky and Steve make it out to be, it's just that he is really, really bad at expressing himself. Some of his thoughts are almost profound for an uneducated mank, but then he goes and says stuff like "How would I know which one I was." and "Everyone's got a problem hole."

But she had a problem with her marrow, is that bad?

I just thought, what's the point getting to know her, spending money on her if she's just gonna die on me?

AAAAAAAAAAHH!

No, I mean...

PLAY A RECORD.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

how me a frog posted:

Real talk if you pay attention you can almost always tell what Karl means, and it is virtually never as dumb as Ricky and Steve make it out to be, it's just that he is really, really bad at expressing himself. Some of his thoughts are almost profound for an uneducated mank, but then he goes and says stuff like "How would I know which one I was." and "Everyone's got a problem hole."

Karl Cumberbatch is funny and pulling a character; a la Larry the Hillbilly guy.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Karl Cumberbatch is funny and pulling a character; a la Larry the Hillbilly guy.

Not on XFM no. Come the podcasts and later the idiot abroad, definitely. XFM is undiluted genuine Karl.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

how me a frog posted:

Not on XFM no. Come the podcasts and later the idiot abroad, definitely. XFM is undiluted genuine Karl.

Nah bro.

He just playin.

You trippin cuz.

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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Nah bro.

He just playin.

You trippin cuz.

Bro Karl is realer than Jezoc.

He killed a kid.

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