Did you buy a crapple watch?

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open container: Sep 16, 2008

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:17

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:27

ItBurns: Jul 24, 2007

Spectral Debt posted:

lemme buy this watch that ... shows ads.

lol no way

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:31

Rick Rickshaw: Feb 21, 2007; I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

I came here to see if this picture had been posted yet in anticipation of reading all the hilarious mockery that would lie there-in. I was disappointed.

let the mockery commence (not of me you jerk-bags, the Crapple-Watch-Hat-Wearing Douches)

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:36

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Now that I can talk into my watch all I gotta do is paint my girlfriend green and a I can fully live out my star trek fantasy

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:43

NihilismNow: Aug 31, 2003

CharlestonJew posted:

Now that I can talk into my watch all I gotta do is paint my girlfriend green and a I can fully live out my star trek fantasy

Peak star trek was attained with the Motorola Startac. At best you get to pretend you are the Knight Rider.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:48

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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Rick Rickshaw posted:

I came here to see if this picture had been posted yet in anticipation of reading all the hilarious mockery that would lie there-in. I was disappointed.

let the mockery commence (not of me you jerk-bags, the Crapple-Watch-Hat-Wearing Douches)

g for gay

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:48

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

NihilismNow posted:

Peak star trek was attained with the Motorola Startac. At best you get to pretend you are the Knight Rider.

If you're trying to make this sound worse you're doing a bad job

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:50

Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

mac addicts and tech-geeks are lined up in front of stores across the globe in hopes of being one of the first getting their hands (and wrists!) on apples latest tech innovation-- the apple watch

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:52

Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

they say you cant reinvent the wheel but that hasent stopped the geniuses at apple from trying to reinvent something else-- the watch

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:55

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

emanresu tnuocca posted:

who needs a watch when you got a smartphone idgi

hands free

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:56

Rick Rickshaw: Feb 21, 2007; I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

SHISHKABOB posted:

hands free

it's not wrists-free though. you still need to use at least one wrist.

or you could strap it to your penis I guess.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:03

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Rick Rickshaw posted:

Oh me throw up sideways vulcan sign me so cool

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:18

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
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Rick Rickshaw posted:

it's not wrists-free though. you still need to use at least one wrist.

or you could strap it to your penis I guess.

figures you'd talk bad about it you cishet bastard

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:18

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

i have a cell phone OP

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:22

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Xaris posted:

speaking of which, i just picked this up because they're an interesting idea but not worth the $100+ that most want for a silly gadget.

http://www.amazon.com/Xiaomi-Bracelet-Wearable-Waterproof-Wristband/dp/B00R7J83O2

this is the best fitness tracker for the buck. its the chromecast of fitness trackers. waterproof, long as gently caress battery, sleep tracking, vibrating alarms, good step tracking and all for $18. its amazing when chinese tech companies take american ideas that they manufactor for them anyways and resell them for 1/5th the cost.

How has this purchase helped you?

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:34