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would you do it?
yes! let's kill hitler
no! it is too dangerous!
i could take on 15 or 20 children before the overwhelmed me.
the iraqi army will win the battle of tikrit
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DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Flagrant Abuse posted:

no, but i would do this


The question isn't would you do it, tho. Anyone would do it just to say they'd done it.

The question is if you're *morally obligated* to be able to say you've done it so you can pick up chicks.

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
40 Reichmarks in weimar germany would just about buy you a dwarf doing the can-can for the evening so hardly worth it imo

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

DeepQantas posted:

The question isn't would you do it, tho. Anyone would do it just to say they'd done it.

The question is if you're *morally obligated* to be able to say you've done it so you can pick up chicks.
idgaf about the question it's actually asking, I'd do it just to ruin his evening for my own satisfaction.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

concerned mom posted:

40 Reichmarks in weimar germany would just about buy you a dwarf doing the can-can for the evening so hardly worth it imo

they revalued the currency in 1924, thats actually worth 40,000,000,000,000 hyper-Reichmarks

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Look i COULD go stop ww2... OR I could go preserve a copy of Suetonius's 'Lives of Famous Whores'

and really, which one adds more value to the world?

Hint it's the one that involves prostitutes

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
Stopping him from being cucked by a jewish person in his early life would be sufficient IMO.

TheAbortionator
Mar 4, 2005

And live in a world where llsa she wolf of the ss is never made? gently caress off.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Weird. I was thinking about something like this today - I wouldn't want Hitler to be back at all, I hope if someone went back they would kill him sooner than he died (maybe he would become a martyr and the war would be worse?), but then I think 'I fit the description of Aryan, so I would probably be well off either way'.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Flagrant Abuse posted:

no, but i would do this



What if you slipped something into the wallet instead, like a note that said "Don't do it, bro!" in German or something

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I would use the time machine to go back and tell hitler to stop 9/11.

Think about it.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

killing is wrong

CaptainQuirk
May 9, 2009

DeepQantas posted:

He looks like an old Italian dude pretending to be even older German dude.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW9HdRjD4eo


For those not in the know, watch Danger 5. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1807165/

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Chucat posted:

People didn't know the prequels would be bad before they came out, so everyone would think/know you're some massive shithead who killed the creator of the Star Wars trilogy before he released even more films.

yuod be like the boss from metal gear solid

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
No, because without Germany, Soviet aggression would go unchecked and we'd all be speaking russian or whatever the say in Belarus.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Given the political situation in Europe war was always inevitable. Hitler was a godsend to the point I wonder if a time traveler from a ravaged future went back to put Hitler in power. Hitler pulled the trigger on war war too early and then caused Germany and the Soviets to waste thier strength on each other. Here is how history originally happened before time traveler's manipulated a failed art student into becoming leader of Germany.

A. Germany starts the war in the mid to late 40's and does not attack Russia. Stalin remains complacent as he believes in the non aggression pact and is happy with his half of Poland. Germany has built a decent navy and is able to take western Europe and Britain while defending the coast from a d day style invasion. Nazis didnt gain a bad rap until later so the Nazi party in America has more power and delays entry into the war. By the 50's the Nazis have settled into a fortress Europe situation and they have nukes. The Soviets and Americans build nukes and the world ends shortly thereafter.


Or B. Germany never comes out of the depression. The Soviets steamroll Europe as the Nazis were thier only serious competition. World ends shortly thereafter.

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
If the hedonistic excesses of Weimar Berlin had been allowed to continue, and the US had no post-war industrial boom laying the groundwork for our corporate dystopia, I'd probably be living in a socialist utopia, married to several ladyboys, by now.

Makes you think.

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