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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

if im elected president i promise mcdonalds breakfast burritos will be available all day

You have my vote

:synpa:

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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Why do threads die on page two

naem
May 29, 2011

mdm posted:

beez in the fridge beez beez in the fridge

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fansy posted:

Why do threads die on page two

Because they're unfunny and uninteresting even when taken ironically.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
white people

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Can't work naked
People are weird about getting felt up in close spaces
Peanut butter not always smooth
Bitches like nutella way too much
Dickbutt for president

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

Hobohemian posted:

Because they're unfunny and uninteresting even when taken ironically.

then why not die on page one?

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp
1. my dick
2. - 5: capitalism

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
1. everyone keeps saying "I'm gay"
2. same for 'cuck'
3. and 'first post'
4. I never get around to finishing poo poo

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

1. a
2. n
3. i
4. m
5. e

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives
3. Preservatives
4. Derivatives
5. Liberals (But for different reasons than the first time.)

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Fat.
Not enough designated, fully equipped, and publicly funded playgrounds for cattes and dogges.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Worldwide inconsistency in quality of toilet paper.
Boxed sets.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
The chinamen
The gays
The blacks
The democrats
The catholics

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
1. Otherkin oppression
2.ISIS

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fansy posted:

then why not die on page one?

Still a chance to make attention posts

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

Ethics in video game journalism
Obamacare
Homosexual weddings
The fall of the white race
Women

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

1) mods
2) Mods
3) Mods
4) MODS
5) MODS

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
my hard drive is full

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
My penis is not hard

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
1. Globilization fueled by capitalism

2. Fundamentalist religion

3. Climate Change

4. Overpopulation

5. Antibiotic-resistant bacteria (probably not a super big deal, bug I think it has potential)

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
1 ted cruz
2 sjws
3 tumblr
4 cops
5 islam

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
1. Stupid bitches driving slow in the left lane.
2. My wife just left the house without sucking my dick.
3. I mounted my TV to the wall and cut some holes for the wiring, and I glued the drywall back and put some plaster over it, but I don't feel like sanding or painting it so it's just been like that for 3 months.
4. I'm waiting for a guy to come look at my truck I want to sell but I really want to go golfing instead now.
5. Bindweed. gently caress bindweed.

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
<img src="https://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/newbie.gif" border=0>


1.) I'm reading this taking a dump and there is no tp.
2.) My dogs jumped a turkey out of cover about 20 mins ago, didnt shoot even though i was ready for it.
3.) Constant bickering with my wife over stupid poo poo.
4.) 17 years before i can retire.
5.) Im about to wipe with a paper towel.

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
1. underpopulation
2. underpopulation (whales & dolphins)
3. restrictions on immigration
4. municipal zoning
5. the moon

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
1. Shitbag Christians
2. dewey decimal system
3. 5 -10 years till I can retire
4. women with mournful titties
5. pussies with hair are disgusting

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.
1. Anime
2. Fatties
3. Anti-Vaxxers
4. Libertarians
5. Genderblobs

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

1. You
2. Me
3. Everybody else
4-5. n/a

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Pierat posted:

1. underpopulation
2. underpopulation (whales & dolphins)



how difficult is it to adapt tumblr fatties to a life in the sea?

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
1) Girls don't like Anal
2) I like Anal.
3) I like girls
4) I'm not gay
5) Firefly got cancelled.

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
1. Infinitely scrolling web pages
2. Blocking popups doesn't block popups
3. No copy pasting images on Android
4. Firefox memory leak
5. Systematic political corruption

Izumi Konata posted:

the devil, multinational bankers, grey aliens, the un, and walt disney
And the other four?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

DeepQantas posted:

And the other four?

ok that was actually quite good

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
1) the gays
2 - 5) my closeted homosexuality

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The world is exactly the way it is supposed to be, OP.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
1 thru 5 are various aspects of Ted Cruz's awful dickface.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7CXpOAbPgo

:love:

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Wait…I misunderstood the directions. So typical.
Probably the biggest problem is EGO.
No, not just for some, but for everyone.

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

I.C. posted:

Wait…I misunderstood the directions. So typical.
Probably the biggest problem is EGO.
No, not just for some, but for everyone.

the ego is a holographic shield projected over man's most mortal weakness: the heart, and his fear of heartbreak.

to perceive man as such a manipulable beast, it is easy to find this to be the conclusive problem, however, the ego really is just an instrument of the freudian id. its role is to overshadow and sometimes even eclipse the jungian "self". though this is the best answer, it would be easier to travel back in time to prevent hitler from being born, than to merely eradicate him once he has performed his countless atrocities. and sadly, it is this self-defeatism that makes people willing to forfeit their rights to innovation and mobility in order to reduce atmosperic carbon.

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