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Lie about everything
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Don't have a lovely over stylized CV/Resume. Don't wait space putting high school grades on it.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 18:48 |
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 19:01 |
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Why is NIST on a horse butt?
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 19:18 |
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Don't wear a loving suit.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 19:25 |
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reignofevil posted:Any tips on moving past soul crushing jobs and getting yourself back on that meat market? craigslist trust me if your question includes the phrase meat market craigslist is the answer, go out there and sell your meat, young buck
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 19:56 |
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if you have a good education or a good network of family and friends you're set. otherwise, work two manual labor jobs that cause your body to begin rapidly breaking down so you can have a little disposable income to fix your jalopy, which is a priority because you will need to get to work more than you'll need to feel healthy or have no constant pain. if you need help finding a manual labor job try a temp agency or any local fast food chain
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:01 |
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Cover yourself in urine to mask your scent. Don't ever make eye contact with your interviewer, he or she will take it as a challenge Pretend to eat grass while you slowly make your way to the desk so you won't spook the interviewer
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:08 |
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Go to East Orchid Asian Masage Place (sp) Nod to creepy looking guy with sunglasses and hair-bearing wart on his jawline Ask old woman for a private room Wave around wallet with 50$ bills hanging out every which way
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 01:03 |
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Bumrush past the counter and lock yourself in the employee washroom until they slip a job offer under the door.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 01:09 |
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Iron Prince posted:1. Join the military right out of high school
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 01:14 |
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LOL if you think it's possible to get a job. The labor participation rate is staying steady, but only because people 55 and up are keeping their jobs. Every age range under 55 loses participation every month.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:31 |
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Stoic Commie posted:if you have a good education or a good network of family and friends you're set. otherwise, work two manual labor jobs that cause your body to begin rapidly breaking down so you can have a little disposable income to fix your jalopy, which is a priority because you will need to get to work more than you'll need to feel healthy or have no constant pain. still try to invest as much money as possible into a Roth (try betterment.com) and save money by not having kids or a life. you might actually be able to stop working at walmart by age 65 but probably not. Yaos posted:LOL if you think it's possible to get a job. The labor participation rate is staying steady, but only because people 55 and up are keeping their jobs. Every age range under 55 loses participation every month. for real every problem in this country would be solved if we just put old people in death camps. i am not being sarcastic.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:34 |
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be a somewhat attractive but not too attractive girl with firm boobs and nice hair.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:40 |
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im zutheskunk.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:42 |
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Make hot comments on the interviewer
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:55 |
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Oh I thought this was about BLOW jobs
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 12:47 |
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lie a lot and befriend important people
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 12:51 |
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get college degree and masters, maybe a phd spend 2 years looking for an internship get berated by elders for not getting permanent employment and a house at age 22 spend 3 years working at said internship for literally nothing finally achieve manumission and paid employment from employer at age 35, a permanent job being something you envision only in fever dreams die of consumption contracted in your mouldy tenement that costs 70-80% of your salary in rent, five years later Iron Prince posted:1. Join the military right out of high school the gently caress, does this actually happen? School Nickname fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Apr 13, 2015 |
# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:08 |
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who the gently caress works an internship for years without pay lol
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:10 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Lie about everything Right on. Just don't be yourself. Ever. Lie about everything. Adult life is a lie and most jobs can be fully picked up with two weeks of training anyway.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:12 |
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Do what I do and get a "real" career job and work manual labor jobs on the side. Sleep a few hours a day and constantly fantasize about suicide.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:14 |
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amityville anus posted:cradle the balls
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:15 |
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Zzulu posted:who the gently caress works an internship for years without pay lol in Ireland there's a new scheme where the unemployed poors are forced to work for companies in exchange for an extra €200 a month on their dole. Companies end up paying nothing for master's graduates who are on the scheme. This has not and never will be abused by private industry. My sister worked for two years for gently caress all while my mother complained that she stank of poverty (mould), as she was living in such a shitbox. School Nickname fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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I just live in rich peoples empty mansions, that way I dont have to pay for anything Ya gotta think outside the box
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