what is the newest, most advanced and alien computer technology out there?

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

i want to see some really good stuff, folks. i want crazy quantum weirdness with very advanced random algorithm capabilities. i want to see stuff that's so far ahead in time, the military uses it. i want to see stuff that only the president has seen and people that looked it up online

SHOW ME THE MOST ADVANCED COMPUTER TECHNOLOGIES. THE STUFF WE WILL SEE IN OUR FUTURE

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I hate you.

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

Citizen Tayne posted:

I hate you.

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Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

lol

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I like the idea that processors are faster than waves of electron photons

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

really? that's mind blowing

they should make a processor that expands space faster than light to send 1's and 0's around it

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

there's a new computer that runs on threes and sevens instead of zeros and ones

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bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

Citizen Tayne posted:

I hate you.

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Dr. Honked posted:

there's a new computer that runs on threes and sevens instead of zeros and ones

so instead of on and off, it's 3 times as on and 7 times as on? advantages?

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Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

OP: Have you even seen a retina display on the 27" imac?

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Sniep posted:

OP: Have you even seen a retina display on the 27" imac?

yes. i was checkin it out at best buy the other month. it looked like the wallpaper was popping out of the screen, and my eyes were probably popping out at that point

# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:27

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

so instead of on and off, it's 3 times as on and 7 times as on? advantages?

it's a 3 when it's off and a 7 when it's on. it's called...

my dilz

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Jonad posted:

it's a 3 when it's off and a 7 when it's on. it's called...

my dilz

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

a new programming language called C-XXX that has 'cum' instead of overflows and "niceboobs" instead of two's complement

# ? Apr 13, 2015 05:15

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Jonny 290 posted:

a new programming language called C-XXX that has 'cum' instead of overflows and "niceboobs" instead of two's complement

this guy instead of two's complement

ooooh yeeeeah

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duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

im pretty sure its alienware, i mean its in the name

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

failienware

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuIOGjsi0Cg

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

failienware

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EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

snailienware

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

gaylienware

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuIOGjsi0Cg

SCP ruined the word "montauk" for me p hard

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Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

hybrid memory cube

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