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Manifest posted:I'd loving love to be a stay at home dad, but I married an educator so unless she gets a swanky ivy league gig or something I'm pretty sure I have to work for a paycheck. Yeah, it is nothing I ever expected to get into (or even enjoy) but I consider myself very fortunate for having the experience! I managed to snag an Ivy League doctor, which worked out well for this history major since otherwise I'd be one of those people bragging about their big 30k incomes :/
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stefania_r posted:But don't they mess with your you know what Nope Raging boners muscles and cheap whores
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Apr 17, 2015 03:39
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Top City Homo posted:Nope
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Apr 17, 2015 03:40
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also true
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Apr 17, 2015 03:49
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Itt you're 30 and reading the wikipedia page about female fertility vs age and freaking out because you're probably never going to have kids. And there's nothing you can do but resign yourself to it and spend some of that single guy money on all the booby prizes our great society offers. Buy a convertible, drink cocktails This is good
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Not being married is ok. Not having kids is fantastic. Just get a job that you don't mind, a girlfriend, and spend the rest of your life being awesome. Go on vacations and get swole while having enough free time to pursue things you love with left over income to invest and save for your future. All your friends with kids will look 10 years older than you, 30 lbs heavier, and come to your house to relax, smoke weed, and pretend like they aren't living the american dream FOR ONE loving SECOND! GOD DAMNIT KENDALL! GET DOWN OFF THAT COUNTER SO HELP ME GOD!
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Apr 17, 2015 16:45
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Seriously, one of my Dad friends is coming over here right now to pretend like his life doesn't revolve around driving his kids everywhere for a couple hours (while his Mother in Law is in town giving him enough free time to visit a friend.)
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Ancient Mariner posted:hell yeah an ITT thread made it past page five, time to drop the facade and tediously serious post about the topic in the OP without self awareness or tact
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