ITT we are Neo-Confederates

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

half of Tennessee was pro-union :hist101:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:44

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:33

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

now they're all anti-union

# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:10

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

El Estrago Bonito posted:

There is a really great article the SPLC wrote that is about Ted Nugent being a racist shithead and as you read the article you slowly realize that they're just making fun of him by using every single really dumb nickname for him that exists.

Ted Nugent, Guns.com interview posted:

I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. I am heartbroken but I am not giving up. I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Dick Durbin, Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly apparent.

So a lot of people would call that inflammatory speech. Well I would call it inflammatory speech when it's your job to protect Americans and you look into the television camera and say what difference does it make that I failed in my job to provide security and we have four dead Americans. What difference does that make? Not to a chimpanzee or Hillary Clinton, I guess it doesn't matter.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 23:29

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

the civil war was about caramel macchiatos

# ? Apr 15, 2015 23:42

Motorola 68000: Apr 25, 2014; "Don't be nice. Be good."

burritolingus posted:

Guys the war wasn't about slavery.

It was and it wasn't. STATES' RIGHTS!

# ? Apr 15, 2015 23:43

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0tWM4H0h8

Mississippah!

# ? Apr 15, 2015 23:44

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Keith Stone posted:

Said nobody, ever.

id hate but goddamn ur av and name own

# ? Apr 15, 2015 23:50

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Those LGBTs are going to rape our white womens!! :bahgawd:

# ? Apr 16, 2015 00:06

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Gaunab posted:

the civil war was about caramel macchiatos

They prefer to be called "African-Americans."

# ? Apr 16, 2015 00:37

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

I believe its actually mulatto op

# ? Apr 16, 2015 00:39

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Blue Train posted:

I believe its actually mulatto op

Only if they're half-black. There's also quadroons, octoroons, quintroons...

# ? Apr 16, 2015 00:43

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

Only if they're half-black. There's also quadroons, octoroons, quintroons...

yea but at that point I wouldn't call them caramel. see: wu tang clan ice cream

# ? Apr 16, 2015 01:11

yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

Hey guys! Let's go discuss states' rights over some caramel macchiatos!

# ? Apr 16, 2015 01:42

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

burritolingus posted:

Guys the war wasn't about slavery.

I heard once it was about preserving the union or some such nonsense. I told that teacher that he was an idiot racist.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 01:57

Richard Cabeza: Mar 1, 2005; What a dickhead...

If you couldn't tell, I'm from the South. Specifically Richmond, Virginia.

The south does suck in many ways. However, I used to travel a lot for work and pretty much everywhere in the US has a degree of suck. Hell, I found sucky places in Hawaii. Strangely, Alaska owns even in the winter.

My only complaint is the Civil War (of Northern Agression) was 150 loving years ago and nobody who matters gives a poo poo.

I'm just tired of people making GBS threads on the south. We have our problem children, just like everyone else.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:19

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

we ain't racist. we just want black folks to live in a separate place. like that desert over yonder, or that town what's built over an eternally burning mine fire

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:23

Obstacle2: Dec 21, 2004; feels good man

people from the south are for the most part stupid as hell as are most conservatives

if you cant see this this then sorry you might have a touch of the dumb yourself

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:31

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

we aren't racist. we just want black people to live in a separate place, like the south.

North.txt

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:32

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

what? the white hood hanging on the wall over there? no that's a beekeeper's mask. with holes where the eyes are. I'm not very good at it

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:33

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

personally im just glad i live in california which is a paradise with no problems or stupid people whatsoever

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:35

Digiwizzard: Dec 23, 2003; Pork Pro

Pththya-lyi posted:

ted nugent is a great neo confederate because if another civil war broke out the ol nuge would poo poo his pants again and pretend to be an incontinent cripple to avoid any sort of danger

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:36