Turtle, haskell shell scripting

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Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

monads more like no nads lol

# ? Apr 18, 2015 05:40

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:06

pram: Jun 10, 2001

literally the only purpose of haskell, erlang, lisp, and clojure are to allow nerds to status jockey for supreme programmer cred

# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:06

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:09

pram: Jun 10, 2001

lol

# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:10

Oae Ui: Oct 7, 2003; Let's be friends.

pram posted:

literally the only purpose of haskell, erlang, lisp, and clojure are to allow nerds to status jockey for supreme programmer cred

what about ocaml

# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:25

pram: Jun 10, 2001

no one gives a poo poo about ocaml

# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:27

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

learn you a social life

# ? Apr 23, 2015 05:22

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

how does this compare to scsh, the Scheme shell?

Olin Shivers posted:

Acknowledgements

Who should I thank? My so-called ``colleagues,'' who laugh at me behind my back, all the while becoming famous on my work? My worthless graduate students, whose computer skills appear to be limited to downloading bitmaps off of netnews? My parents, who are still waiting for me to quit ``fooling around with computers,'' go to med school, and become a radiologist? My department chairman, a manager who gives one new insight into and sympathy for disgruntled postal workers?

My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day as it is without the Prozac and Jack Daniels I keep on the shelf, behind my Tops-20 JSYS manuals. I start getting the shakes real bad around 10am, right before my advisor meetings. A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac helps me get through the meetings without one of my students winding up with his severed head in a bowling-ball bag. They look at me funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling my impulse to snag my 9mm Sig-Sauer out from my day-pack and make a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education in Amerika.

If I thought anyone cared, if I thought anyone would even be reading this, I'd probably make an effort to keep up appearances until the last possible moment. But no one does, and no one will. So I can pretty much say exactly what I think.

Oh, yes, the acknowledgements. I think not. I did it. I did it all, by myself.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:53

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

actually the most popular language on the planet is functional. maybe youve heard of javascript?!?!?!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 14:27

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Mido posted:

yall should learn K

this thread is a k-hole

# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:16

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

eschaton posted:

how does this compare to scsh, the Scheme shell?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:30

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

jesus

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:46

pram: Jun 10, 2001

eschaton posted:

how does this compare to scsh, the Scheme shell?

lmao

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:19

pram: Jun 10, 2001

A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:24

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:06

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

pram posted:

A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac

a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education

# ? Apr 24, 2015 02:16

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