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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

We have dirty mouths.

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
what else would i call the things under my pecker

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Twig and berries, OP.

Or Big Sam and the Twins.

Gonads is another good one.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
Some people just have small testicles. get used to it.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I hate the words pussy and cock but what can ya do

(vag, wiener)

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Cosmic mother wash out our mouths.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Know what else you can wash your mouth out with?

DEEZ NUTS

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
eier
huevos

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
knackers

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
bollocks
cobblers

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

We're a rambunctious race of potty-mouths.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

this thread is full of dehiscence circular sexual bits

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I'm a tall handsome man with good hair and I want my mouth purged.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
op, does it drive you nuts

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I call them off-limits, op.


*smirks and nods* and that's something I can FeelGood™ about.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

The things I've said on this site...

Torch me.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Sir John Feelmynutz

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Anyone want to post something that isn't completely and utterly lewd?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
meat and two veg

well i suppose technically its just "two veg" but it doesnt make sense without context

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

buttsmex

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

why did nut get turned into a verb, even women use it

"he nutted on me" should involve nutella and nothing else

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Pecker is the dirtiest word for penis and I don't know why. It just makes me imagine some septuagenarian telling a story about this time when he took out his pecker, and I shudder.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
How about


Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Anyone want to post something that isn't completely and utterly lewd?

No, you are my verbal slave now

I will make you suffer emotion with my bad words mahahaha

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
that's nuts

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Rad Chilies

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Pecker is the dirtiest word for penis and I don't know why. It just makes me imagine some septuagenarian telling a story about this time when he took out his pecker, and I shudder.
A pecker is technically a semi-hard penis in briefs.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

why did nut get turned into a verb, even women use it

"he nutted on me" should involve nutella and nothing else

skeet skeet skeet

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i call em little anthony and the imperials, after the musical group. works best if your irl name is anthony

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

ArbitraryC posted:

skeet skeet skeet

great, now I can't even tell my family about the great time I had skeet shooting with my boyfriend

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i think theres a thread for people who hate nuts in e/n, op

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