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ive been like this forever. it usually happens twice consecutively everyday... day after loving day and week after week. i basically live under the tyranny of my own rear end in a top hat. want to sit in my computer chair all day? aha sorry gently caress you! want to solely live off of canned ravioli?? aha sorry gently caress you! at this point I don't know what to do and honestly getting a bit scared
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:16 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:28 |
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feels real good to do some bowl bustin now and then
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:17 |
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well if youre going to be doing that just make sure to stay hydrated
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:19 |
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ask me about randomly losing bowel control due to alcoholism
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:19 |
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ibs or crohn's
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:20 |
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Eat a bunch of jalapenos or something and teach that rear end in a top hat who the boss is.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:24 |
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School Nickname posted:ask me about randomly losing bowel control due to alcoholism Ethanol and snack food moves it right on through.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:26 |
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de_dust posted:tyranny of my own rear end in a top hat That would make a good band name.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:28 |
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i believe this is the medicinal purpose of a butt plug
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:29 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Ethanol and snack food moves it right on through. it's pretty poo poo to be honest
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:30 |
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Sew up your rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:30 |
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its colitis sorry for you're lots
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:42 |
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well then, why don't you make a thread about it
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcA8wFKhYY
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:44 |
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My colon and I have reached a detente: Poop at 5PM every weekday, 1PM Sundays, Saturday's off. It works out pretty well and glad we have learned to coexist. Give peace a chance, OP.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:58 |
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i can't stop shitposting
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 02:00 |
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some days i post five or six times
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 02:01 |
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numberoneposter posted:some days i post five or six times if we actually poo poo every time we shitposted I'd be a black hole by now.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 02:22 |
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you have cholera, op
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 02:24 |
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This is a bad thread even for GBS
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 02:32 |
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I enjoy making GBS threads except when you end up pooping so much where your hole gets raw and you need to start dabbing it or it burns.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 02:33 |
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vermeul posted:I enjoy making GBS threads except when you end up pooping so much where your hole gets raw and you need to start dabbing it or it burns. ugh you're like one of those people that brushes their teeth way too hard aren't you
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:02 |
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Eat a block of cheese op.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:11 |
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Specter posted:Eat a bunch of jalapenos or something and teach that rear end in a top hat who the boss is. Dirk Squarejaw posted:Eat a block of cheese op.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:15 |
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I'm taking a poo poo right now and it's great Ate lots of fibre so its coming out in a long, smooth, unbroken snake with minimal stain left on the rear end in a top hat Feels p good honestly
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:20 |
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http://www.google.com/search?num=100&newwindow=1&safe=off&biw=1571&bih=938&q=%22stink+up+the+forums%22&oq=%22stink+up+the+forums%22
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:21 |
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de_dust posted:solely live off of canned ravioli?? i think i might have found your problem
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:59 |
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what if you DID stop making GBS threads and never started again did u think about that
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 04:00 |
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there's a goon in en or a/t or somewhere that only shits once a week or something that's really hosed up
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 04:05 |
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jackyl posted:there's a goon in en or a/t or somewhere that only shits once a week or something We should get them together. With fiber.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:24 |
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Butt Wizard posted:This is a bad thread even for GBS You should fix his rear end butt wizard
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:54 |
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Caught a glimpse of my butthole making GBS threads in the reflection from the water today. It looks like someones trying to shove an octopus through a garden hose.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 02:26 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:28 |
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de_dust posted:ive been like this forever. it usually happens twice consecutively everyday... day after loving day and week after week. i basically live under the tyranny of my own rear end in a top hat. want to sit in my computer chair all day? aha sorry gently caress you! want to solely live off of canned ravioli?? aha sorry gently caress you! put a hole in your chair and put a detachable bucket under said hole op
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