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the extra c in macchiato lends it an extra phlegmy gurgle with is humorous in the "gross out" sense of phlegm being commonly considered undesirable.
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Caramel monkey Otto
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Apr 17, 2015 20:22
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you see the discomfort one feels when confronted with phlegm causes an unpleasant dissonance in the mind that must resolve in either horror or laughter, like the dark notes of beethoven's 9th resolving into major key ecstasy.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:23
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Dr qq posted:the hard "kuh" sound is called the Komedy K because words with that sound are considered inherently funny like "brackish" or "wacky". Karamel maKiato has two hard k sounds and is double funny. Like cuck or dickbutt?
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Apr 17, 2015 20:24
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nonazis posted:Like cuck or dickbutt? quite.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:25
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I sure could go for a cream filled caramel mulatto.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:27
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Dr qq posted:the hard "kuh" sound is called the Komedy K because words with that sound are considered inherently funny like "brackish" or "wacky". Karamel maKiato has two hard k sounds and is double funny. I'll kick your khakis you kooky cracker!
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Apr 17, 2015 21:42
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I often order it because I saw it advertised as a new drink one time and I tried it and it was really nice. If I'm honest I think anyone that chooses to judge me based upon how I like to drink a particular hot beverage has more serious issues.
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Apr 17, 2015 21:46
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Hey guys sorry was afk, im back now, thanks for all the great answers
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Apr 17, 2015 21:47
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the funny thing about the "caramel macchiato" ordeal is that its only a things because of people complaining about it iirc no one has ever thought that it was funny, not even retarded clown, but now its a "meme" so...
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Arkanomen posted:It was a funny poo poo post but now it's about posting it as much as loving possible then laughing at whoever rages at it because hurr Durr its GBS the shitposting forum look at this carefag macchiato fart piss cuck im gay. where are all your funny posts then o master of comedy
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Apr 17, 2015 21:49
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Is anyone even complaining about it though? I mean i made this thread because i thougth maybe i missed a funny joke
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Apr 17, 2015 21:59
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JakeP posted:Is anyone even complaining about it though? they kind of are, not you but in general i guess, honestly id like to see it stay around as a meme just because of how innane it is
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Apr 17, 2015 22:01
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thanks man, im down with the macchiatto
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Apr 17, 2015 22:02
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monkey posted:Do they sell flat whites in starbucks outside of Australia and NZ? There's a place in Calgary that does really good flat whites. Other coffee shops in BC do good flat whites. There was one or two places in Chicago that made good flat whites. Now Starbucks in Chicago does poo poo house flat whites. Therefore Canada is good and America is, unfortunately, bad. *Pushes maple syrup smeared glasses up nose and slurps flat white.*
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Apr 17, 2015 22:08
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is there a sriracha machiato yet?
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Apr 17, 2015 22:08
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I made this for the actual Retarded_Clown_ thread. HTH, OP.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:09
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Caramel macchiato is the new cuck.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:21
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Outrail posted:Now Starbucks in Chicago does poo poo house flat whites. All starbucks are like this. It is because they intentionally burn their coffee beans when roasting them so that it is easier to maintain a consistent taste across the brand (burnt bad coffee). This is actually true
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Apr 17, 2015 22:23
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Caramel Macchiato is a good stage name for a porn star.
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Apr 17, 2015 23:25
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goons are out of touch retards who apparently haven't gone outside since 2008 hipsters and starbucks, real cutting-edge stuff
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Sir_Charles posted:goons are out of touch retards who apparently haven't gone outside since 2008 Welp now we're full circle boys
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Apr 17, 2015 23:33
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Mange Mite posted:Welp now we're full circle boys the shitpost-countershitpost came from INSIDE the thread :o
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Apr 17, 2015 23:34
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im not really sure what a flat white is my guess is uhh...coffee with milk but not sugar? how close is that?
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It's a cappuccino without the froth. You can add sugar. Not 100% sure because I don't drink black coffee, but I think what Americans call espresso is called a short black in Australia. Before coffee got fancy, there were 4 choices in coffee shops: Short black, long black, flat white and cappuccino. monkey fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Apr 17, 2015 |
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Apr 17, 2015 23:50
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say it in an italian accent pfunny then to me!
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Apr 17, 2015 23:54
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monkey posted:It's a cappuccino without the froth. You can add sugar. In Perth we've always said espresso, long black, flat white cappuccino. Short black would just be less hot water. But eh, we could talk about how big a pint is, or what the gently caress a pony or schooner or middy means.
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Apr 18, 2015 00:11
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I want a boonieccino its alcohol with more alcohol in it
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Yeah I'm guessing Melbourne has always been espresso too, guess I was speaking specifically about Sydney. I haven't worked in a cafe since about 1990 and back then macchiato just meant strong short black (aka double shot espresso) with foam but not milk, and caramel was in cakes, not coffee. Whoever invented schmiddies deserves a punch in the face.
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Apr 18, 2015 00:41
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cuckamel macchiato
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Apr 18, 2015 00:57
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its not.
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monkey posted:Yeah I'm guessing Melbourne has always been espresso too, guess I was speaking specifically about Sydney. I haven't worked in a cafe since about 1990 and back then macchiato just meant strong short black (aka double shot espresso) with foam but not milk , and caramel was in cakes, not coffee. Yeah, same in the West. Whoever thought to do that deserves a water boarding with tiny glasses of beer and then a series of judicious punches to the junk.
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JakeP posted:All starbucks are like this. It is because they intentionally burn their coffee beans when roasting them so that it is easier to maintain a consistent taste across the brand (burnt bad coffee). This is actually true I worked for Starbucks during college and I can attest to this fact.
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Apr 18, 2015 07:13
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Sounds like one of those dumbsmart ideas people who work in offices but don't really do any work think up.
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no i can't
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How did the joke originate i want to know so i can beat up the op
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