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thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
I am dating a black girl now, and she has dubbed my junk The General Lee, with Bo and Luke for my balls.
Surely there must be some interesting names you or your SO have named your naughty bits.
Lets hear them, or make up new ones!

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Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
"gas," "ban," and "op"

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

thewireguy posted:

I am dating a black girl now, and she has dubbed my junk The General Lee, with Bo and Luke for my balls.
Surely there must be some interesting names you or your SO have named your naughty bits.
Lets hear them, or make up new ones!

I feel I am completely walking into this one, but call hers The Black Hole.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Bone Storm

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
carl sagan 'cause he's got a big ol' head and he's wearing a turtleneck


balls are "the glorious dawns"

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Tiny

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Wish you were here.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
SOme how every woman who sees my dick automatically knows it's named "Big" with out me even having to tell her.

"Oh it's Big!"

Uh...yeah. How did you know?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
cheerio

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I call mine "dick" and "balls"


thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013

spud posted:

I feel I am completely walking into this one, but call hers The Black Hole.

I'll test that out with my target demographic next time.
She has the hots for Harry Potter, so I made a magic wand joke, but couldn't think of one of those latin-ish words to shout at the end...
Recommendations?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I had a girl decide mine was named Edward. This was during the Twilight craze, so I'm not sure how I feel about that.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
The Babadook

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Flappy.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Mr. Junks

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
The Riddle of Steel

No one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
<points at cock>
This you can trust.

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
Clu

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Mr. Winky

(Sometimes Mr. Wobbly)

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Grond, Hammer of the Underwear

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
String cheese

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
milo mindbender

Pauline Kael
Oct 9, 2012

by Shine
Slappy White

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Kill yourself

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
idk I never believe goons when they say they're dating a black girl

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Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
Doody.

"Hey baby, you wanna go play with Doody?"

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