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No, that Fur Affinity profile is not mine. I'm a family man who would never jack off to gay pregnant kangaroo porn.
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:No, that Fur Affinity profile is mine. I'm a gay communist who would never jack off to straight porn. Also: 
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:No, that Fur Affinity profile is not mine. I'm a family man who would never jack off to gay pregnant kangaroo porn. Lol if you think that's the WORST thing that will be brought up in loving 2036
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Apr 18, 2015 05:19
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:No, that Fur Affinity profile is not mine. I'm a family man who would never jack off to gay pregnant kangaroo porn. something you want to tell us OP?
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Apr 18, 2015 05:20
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Haha. An America in 2036. Yeah right
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Apr 18, 2015 05:20
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im gay *receives standing ovation*
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youre wife posted:Haha. An America in 2036. Yeah right 21 more goddamned years of the same poo poo rammed down our throats. However, ultra-porn and adjustable implants, for both sexes. I'm calling it a wash
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Apr 18, 2015 05:22
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CharlestonJew posted:im gay *receives standing ovation*
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Apr 18, 2015 05:24
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a real jerk posted:something you want to tell us OP? Yes, after hiding my true self from the public eye and my constituents for countless years, I am relieved to finally tell the world: I am furry. With your help and the help of countless pro-furry super PACs, I can become the first kangaroo-American president. We shall overcome. 
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Apr 18, 2015 05:27
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there's still gonna be a Bush family involved, ins't there?
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:Yes, after hiding my true self from the public eye and my constituents for countless years, I am relieved to finally tell the world: I am furry. With your help and the help of countless pro-furry super PACs, I can become the first kangaroo-American president. We shall overcome. at least it's not anime
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Apr 18, 2015 05:28
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I wanna see the US be like Italy and have a porn star run and hold a public office
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Apr 18, 2015 05:28
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VendaGoat posted:I wanna see the US be like Italy and have a porn star run and hold a public office this dude does not speak for the rest of the US
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Apr 18, 2015 05:29
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my opponent here made over 3000 posts in 2015 disparaging hipsters, mocking their love of caramel macchiatos *jeers and boos fill the auditorium*
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:this dude does not speak for the rest of the US I am a key demographic in presidential election. I'm White
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Apr 18, 2015 05:31
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VendaGoat posted:I am a key demographic in presidential election. I'm White lol gently caress off minority
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Apr 18, 2015 05:32
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CharlestonJew posted:im gay *receives standing ovation* *first gay president is elected* *america implodes economically during his first term and abruptly ceases to exist as a distinct political entity* *everyone is super tolerant now, so they (correctly) realize it was just a coincidence that a gay man happened to preside over the final demise of america*
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Apr 18, 2015 05:34
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VendaGoat posted:I am a key demographic in presidential election. I'm White 
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Apr 18, 2015 05:36
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VendaGoat posted:I am a key demographic in presidential election. I'm Old
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Apr 18, 2015 05:37
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Apr 18, 2015 05:39
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*announces candidacy during season premiere of Ow My Balls.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:40
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I like FuriousGeorge for presidents. Hes got electrolytes.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:43
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*gets 8 million votes, wins in landslide
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Apr 18, 2015 05:44
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Hello, my name is Chelsea Clinton, and I am running for the Democratic nomination.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:44
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"president of the united states of america" will be just be another title appended upon the formal style of addressing our fascist ruler, like "emperor of india" or "pontifex maximus"
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Apr 18, 2015 05:44
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Manifest posted:Hello, my name is Chelsea Clinton, and I am running for the Democratic nomination. I know that bronies exist but we aren't gonna elect a loving horse a'ight?
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Apr 18, 2015 05:44
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i stand by my old posts saying "anti-racism is code for anti-white" but i wonder what my opponent meant whens he posted, on march 14 2015, "full communism now"
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Apr 18, 2015 05:48
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I support the creation of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition to help combat this new wave of global terror. I nominate former Defense Secretary Joseph Marderly to lead this Coalition.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:53
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Hello, I'm Anita Sarkeesian, and I'm running for President in order to raise awareness about tropes against women in America.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:54
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I, too, am looking forward to seven years of peace. 
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Apr 18, 2015 05:55
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:Hello, I'm Anita Sarkeesian, and I'm running for President in order to raise awareness about tropes against women in America. Yes, but only if pewdiepie is your running mate
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Apr 18, 2015 05:57
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Apr 18, 2015 06:03
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*dons Oculu5 Rift to attend $10,000-a-plate virtual fundraising dinner.
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Apr 18, 2015 06:03
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums.
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Apr 18, 2015 06:04
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In Okla/Ark/Tex the bible will be a very important issue.
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if you want me to be president make sure to press the like and subscribe buttons, it really helps me out
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