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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


If your favorite hockey player isn't Sean Avery, Antoine Roussel or Dan Carcillo then lol

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Art Alexakis
Mar 27, 2008

Keg posted:

Lets talk more about hockey culture in Edmonton, like how Mike Comrie gave Tommy Salo depression and drove him out of North America by cheating on his wife with Salo's wife, then left his wife and married Hillary Duff.

Or how Mike Comrie's dad got so upset that his kid got cut from a hockey team as a 7 year old that he made his own invite-only hockey team for 7 year olds and rented West Edmonton Mall to host a big international tournament for 7 year olds but didn't invite the team that cut his son.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Canadas National Sport is actually lacrosse. :shh:

Only in the summer. It's hockey in the winter. As in quite literally this is what Canada officially declared.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPhqXj_24I

look at the poo poo-eating grin ray emery has on his face while he's whaling on marty biron

Fat Lowtax posted:

If your favorite hockey player isn't Sean Avery
avery is a punk-rear end bitch who was terrible at hockey

Art Alexakis
Mar 27, 2008
Kessel FTW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orZwIDDKvlQ

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug

lmao @ that score

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Y-Hat posted:

mike comrie got to gently caress hilary duff on the regular


:canada:

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015

Irrational Bees posted:

Ron Maclean is my favorite part of the coach's corner

Don's getting meaner and meaner to him :(

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Oilers General Manager Craig MacTavish served 1 year in prison because he ran over and killed a girl while he was driving drunk.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Keg posted:

Lets talk more about hockey culture in Edmonton, like how Mike Comrie gave Tommy Salo depression and drove him out of North America by cheating on his wife with Salo's wife, then left his wife and married Hillary Duff.

Or how Mike Comrie's dad got so upset that his kid got cut from a hockey team as a 7 year old that he made his own invite-only hockey team for 7 year olds and rented West Edmonton Mall to host a big international tournament for 7 year olds but didn't invite the team that cut his son.

I grew up in rural Ontario, so I know hockey culture is poisonous from day one. %99 of Canadian hockey players are retarded trash, but they are the right color so sportswriters call them "gritty."


HOWEVER, cucking a dude us still hilarious.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

troubled teen posted:

Only in the summer. It's hockey in the winter. As in quite literally this is what Canada officially declared.

Lol you know things about Canada

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

i just home-recipe screenprinted a tshirt and sent it to mike comrie. it says "i paid a million dollars for a ring and all i got was tense public oral, retired due to injury, fat, divorced, and my kid taken away by a knockoff miley cyrus"


and on the back it says "but she can never take away my national pride"

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Lol you know things about Canada

Says the guy who tried to :smuggo: about Canada with a "fact" but was instead wrong.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
the buffalo sabres are going to win 3 stanley cups in the next decade

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ef1YVXM9IU

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

troubled teen posted:

Says the guy who tried to :smuggo: about Canada with a "fact" but was instead wrong.

this fool still don't know when the trap is sprung

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

this fool still don't know when the trap is sprung

nice trap. you succeeded at thing.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Emery rules so hard!

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

troubled teen posted:

nice trap. you succeeded at thing.

:qq:

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


What are the odds that Ottawa resorts to murder to advance to the semis?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Hobohemian posted:

Tell me about it, my favorite football team is the Chargers.

You have many Rivers to cross.

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Apr 20, 2015

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

maniacripper posted:

Whenever an uppity Canadian mentions they could take the US because they burned down the Whitehouse (500 years ago) tell them that a Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in 23 years. They can't even beat us in their own national sport, what makes them think they could beat us in ours? The loving nerve of this people is astounding!

Counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9pCrFxwjeo&t=17s

OTOH, how many years ago did this happen?
That's right: 23

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Keg posted:

Oilers General Manager Craig MacTavish served 1 year in prison because he ran over and killed a girl while he was driving drunk.

and yet the Oilers' defence remains his most heinous crime

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The Sharks are finally getting a new coach! RAWWWWWWRRR SHARK ATTACK!!!!!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

i don't get why the crowd didn't murder them without consequence but ok



oh it's because it's 1979 not 2015

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Apr 20, 2015

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Emery rules so hard!

Scoreboard motherfucker.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
https://vine.co/v/eanhaQAOLi3

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Fuckin' all day, son

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Haha Americans think they have a real sport.

Funny how the US only wins sports no one else plays.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
It was a gigantic mistake for the US to not seize Canada back in the days when such things still happened regularly. We could have steamrolled them and would have control of a huge portion of the arctic and no country full of pussies and white trash to the north of us. Plus the first nations thing would have probably been resolved too because we are pretty good at genocide against natives.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Demonachizer posted:

Plus the first nations thing would have probably been resolved too because we are pretty good at genocide against natives.

I heard Canadians call their injuns the national shame which is super funny

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



Awww hell yeah

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IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:

Y-Hat posted:

it sounds like you can hear a pin drop at the Nassau Coliseum right now. shameful fans

OVECHKIN ACCOUNT SPOTTED.

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