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1. maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me OR back beat the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out 2. wanderlust: [def of wanderlust] 3. not all those who wander are lost
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Listen to me iphone warriors in worldwide poverty-striken hermitages. believe the picture and see the proof. Two plus four equals six, six equals seven, seven equals eight equals ending the eternal control of hyperfucker sissyboy prostate gods and latino cream king slut warriors forever. Look at the numbers flying into your eyeballs and ingest them through the intestines and out the sphincter of eternity into your brainwaves reverberating worldwide into 4 billion people globe-wide into purestrain gold poverty forever culminating in the freemarket system equals eternal peace and liberty for all souls in the central chokehold of Steely Dan's enormous manpussy clitoris all microblogged in the ever-watching eyesight earzones of tv iphone midicasts living surrounded by the lie of cigarette cash truth youth exocriminals written onto the parchment of our mindsoul's body conciousness... Computerized sex lords by the enron oil international playboy vicelord's committee of local bonerlords, computerized sex lords triumph endlessly in the hills of your dreams death life freemarket and damnation running throughout your veins into the deadly living world sound-sight robot conspiracy of pyramid scheme ultimate hellworld deathcrime. Rip babies from the arms of mothers while nursing the erections of ultimate hellworld super king cock socks rear end in a top hat feeding tubes deliver perfect poison intravenously while paid spokesmen belch rhyming sales.
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Robo Reagan posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Apr 19, 2015 20:30
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‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’
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Apr 19, 2015 21:02
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“The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differ from the dead.” ― Aristotle
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Apr 19, 2015 21:17
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"My stapler" - milton waddams, office space
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thathonkey posted:right now it is just like my name position and contact info but i noticed a lot of other people have added additional flourishes like quotes or links to songs on youtube quote:Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship. The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.
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Apr 19, 2015 21:24
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"How about you stop being such a human being?" - taxi driver from Old School
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“If you … if you squander your precious beautiful days on meaningless labor whose"—he coughed up blood—"whose ultimate purpose is to further the ruling elite or solidify the hegemony of the state … you’re a sucker.”
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Apr 21, 2015 01:23
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islam is the light
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Apr 21, 2015 01:26
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what do you work at myspace?
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Apr 21, 2015 01:32
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the correct email sig: random quotes by Christopher Walken
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Apr 21, 2015 01:35
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If a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod and he dies at his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, he survives a day or two, no vengeance shall be taken; for he is his property. -Exodus 21:20-21
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"Press ALT-F4 for a free IQ test" if it is a corporatahahahahalike a goon would have a real job.
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Apr 21, 2015 02:00
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For over a year, my e-mail signature block quote was:Oscar Gamble posted:They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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Apr 21, 2015 02:08
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What kind of idiot puts anything other than title and contact info in a business email signature?
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Apr 21, 2015 02:12
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"We learn, bit by bit, we learn" I read it in a book about Stalin who is known as a real go-getter
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Apr 21, 2015 02:14
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The Royal Scrub posted:what do you work at myspace? I wish!
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Apr 21, 2015 02:17
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- sent from my Obamaphone
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Apr 21, 2015 02:51
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The lyrics to the song "Happy Birthday To You" and whole sections of Harlan Ellison's writings.
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Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick Wait til' you see my dick Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick I'ma beat that pussy up Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick Wait til' you see my dick Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick I'ma beat that pussy up Like be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
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thathonkey posted:Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick Oddly enough, passport.mid was my second suggestion.
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"I think it's hilarious what happens to you when you fall into a black hole," said [Neil DeGrasse] Tyson, without irony. "You get stretched and ripped apart — it's not so much hilarious as entertaining. If I had to pick one way to die, that's how I'd want to die. It's far more interesting than getting hit by a bus."
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Apr 21, 2015 04:05
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Apr 21, 2015 04:17
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"Save a tree! Don't print out this email!" It's like a signature from 2000 or so traveled through time all the way to the bottom your email.
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Apr 21, 2015 04:24
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Lhet posted:"Save a tree! Don't print out this email!" I like this idea: An obviously out of date .sig from years ago. I suggest putting the time/date and channel for Babylon 5 episodes airing in 1996 or quotes from the NBC series "The Pretender"
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Apr 21, 2015 04:27
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Robo Reagan posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng I read this using the tune of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE
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JediTalentAgent posted:I like this idea: An obviously out of date .sig from years ago. mov dx, offset egg mov ah,09h int 21h int 20h egg db"Ceci n'est pas une oeuf.",13,10,"$" JediTalentAgent posted:I suggest putting the time/date and channel for Babylon 5 episodes airing in 1996 or quotes from the NBC series "The Pretender" I used to have a rot13 decoder in shell environmental variables and gcc that printed my contact information. Probably still exists somewhere. x86 DOS assembly will never get old, though. ^  ^
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Apr 21, 2015 04:32
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<a href=goatse>your company's website</a>
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Apr 21, 2015 04:51
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"you've made a powerful enemy today"
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thathonkey posted:right now it is just like my name position and contact info but i noticed a lot of other people have added additional flourishes like quotes or links to songs on youtube An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
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Apr 21, 2015 07:23
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"do or do not, there is no try" please do not steal my quote tia
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You stupid loving oval office. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, rear end in a top hat? You're loving poo poo. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid loving oval office, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm going downtown to talk to Mitch and Murray, I'm going to Lemkin. I don't care who's nephew you are, who you know, who's dick you're sucking on, you're going out. What you're hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us, not gently caress us up. To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man. I'll tell you something else, I hope you rip the joint off, I can tell your friend here a little something might help him to catch you. You want to learn the first rule? You'd know if you spent a day in your life. Don't ever open your mouth 'till you know what the shot is. You loving child.
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