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never trust an elf posted:My grandfather came into my us history class to talk about his experiences in the Korean War and at the end after he was done scaring everyone, he summarized by explaining that he had met his wife at this very school, his son had met his wife at this very school, and now his grandson is in this school, and we don't know but perhaps he's already met his wife! My girlfriend of 6 months was in the class. granpda owns
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Apr 21, 2015 05:26
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:that's actually pretty mean, condolences. how did the girl handle it? No idea, I never talked to her because I didn't like her either. :V
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Apr 21, 2015 05:27
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TEAYCHES posted:that was your diseased soul, not the vodka may my bile salt this gay earth. hail satan.
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Apr 21, 2015 05:49
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You know that dream where you're sitting an exam, look down, and realize you're naked? ...
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Apr 21, 2015 06:06
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never trust an elf posted:My grandfather came into my us history class to talk about his experiences in the Korean War and at the end after he was done scaring everyone, he summarized by explaining that he had met his wife at this very school, his son had met his wife at this very school, and now his grandson is in this school, and we don't know but perhaps he's already met his wife! My girlfriend of 6 months was in the class. That's not bad, you should have put a ring on it right then. It's what grandpa would have wanted.
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Apr 21, 2015 06:10
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A chick grabbed my rear end in the hallway. The first time I was like WTF. I spun around and took a step back. The second time I swung at her with my maglite.
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Apr 21, 2015 07:28
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bent down to tie my shoe during a completely silent science test, ripped an insanely loud fart that is still echoing through the halls of eternity. too embarrassed to sit back up and face the class, I've been in this room for 15 years.
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Apr 21, 2015 07:48
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I moved to Spain when I was 13. Didn't really know Spanish that well at the time. Well, I kinda got the word for rear end in a top hat mixed up with the word for eye (ojete vs ojo) and one day I thought I told a kid I was going to punch him in his eye. I actually told him I was going to gently caress him in the rear end. I said this in front of a bunch of people.
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Apr 21, 2015 09:32
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Tato posted:bent down to tie my shoe during a completely silent science test, ripped an insanely loud fart that is still echoing through the halls of eternity. too embarrassed to sit back up and face the class, I've been in this room for 15 years. lol
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