how many slaves do you own?

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i have 2

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Ancient Mariner: Jan 14, 2015; by Lowtax

all of them

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

real or virtual

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

Gotta catch 'em all

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Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

do pets count?

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esn2500: Mar 2, 2015; Some asshole told me to get fucked and eat shit so I got fucked and ate shit

I have some black emoticons now.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:11

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i just noticed the typo in the title, mods please change to "slavs"

# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:22

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

your mom

she squats all the time

# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:24

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

dad gay. so what posted:

i just noticed the typo in the title, mods please change to "slavs"

slaves is derived from slavs, so it's okay

# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:25

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

esn2500 posted:

I have some black emoticons now.

:longdong:

(why no :grandma:?

)

(Edit: SA's emoticons suck :mad:

)

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White Noise Marine: Apr 14, 2010

Only one, I'm a poor white man

# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:07

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

White Noise Marine posted:

Only one, I'm a poor white man

wait, one what?

# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:08

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

12 Slaves a Year

# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:10

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

every time i saw an ad for that movie that was how my brain interpreted the title and i thought it was a pretty weird name but i figured "maybe the mean slave owner is so cruel that he goes through 12 slaves a year because they all keep dying" but alas i was wrong and dumb

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psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Zero

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Kthulhu5000: Jul 25, 2006; by R. Guyovich

zero, but I know I could probably own one human slave, abuse them horribly, and people would really still give less of a poo poo about it than if I did the same to a dog.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 21:10

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

I used to own sleeves but they were emancipated by my arms after an unfortunate hulking out

# ? Apr 20, 2015 21:25

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Kthulhu5000 posted:

zero, but I know I could probably own one human slave, abuse them horribly, and people would really still give less of a poo poo about it than if I did the same to a dog.

Why don't you try and find out

# ? Apr 20, 2015 21:39

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

u cant own slaves
but u can tie their chubby asses up and smack their dicks with a ruler

# ? Apr 20, 2015 21:44

Kthulhu5000: Jul 25, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Why don't you try and find out

I would, but my city has done a good job in cleaning up the homeless, junkie, and prostitutes off the streets.

poo poo, maybe someone beat me to the punch already.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 21:48

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

we don't do that stuff here :colbert:

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

one house slave to reflect my upper middle class status

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

# ? Apr 20, 2015 22:12

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

u cant own slaves
but u can tie their chubby asses up and smack their dicks with a ruler

how good does that feel? sort of good or extremely good?

# ? Apr 20, 2015 22:29

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Zero

Your cat counts as a slave in this instance.

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Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

i decided slavery was wrong

so i put them all to death

# ? Apr 20, 2015 22:51

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Is the OP referring to "Student Athletes"

# ? Apr 20, 2015 22:53

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Harrower posted:

Your cat counts as a slave in this instance.

Then one.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:02

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

8 people report to me at work. This is a good thread, lets talk about street fighting next.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:06

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

I own two cats

# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:07

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

And like forty planaria

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Always one less than I deserve.

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Dick Fagballzson: Sep 29, 2005

Do toilet slaves count? Does it matter if they're piss slaves or poo poo slaves?

# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:58

White Noise Marine: Apr 14, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

wait, one what?

One slave op hth

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I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Kthulhu5000 posted:

zero, but I know I could probably own one human slave, abuse them horribly, and people would really still give less of a poo poo about it than if I did the same to a dog.

Pimpin

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Terry Francona: Jan 20, 2004; by Cowcaster

my fields are vast so its hard to keep track plus i keep knocking up the females ones so that dont help either.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

as a white male, i can say with assurance that all of you are my property

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