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Broenheim posted:the land of the gay as i always call it BECAUSE of the homos
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I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america this year you've got a 30% chance of winning even after your company has shelled out for all the lawyers and poo poo. This is of course once you've successfully completed all of your interviews lmao seriously america just set up a new visa category for the EU for fucks sake (which the EU should also do for US citizens imo) why do I like california so much ugh edit: oh and if you do get the work visa, the earliest you can start working is in October. Submissions open on april 1st and last for 5 days so there's a good 6 months of pure anticipation and 0 ability to plan anything before you find out if you can actually move edit2: gently caress it, might as well rant here, my SO also got into Harvard and lmao guess what, you have to convince the US embassy that you're actually going there to study and not planning on being an illegal. You also get sent back once you finish your studies (unless you apply for a job and get sponsored, refer to rant above) because who in their right mind would want to keep an Ivy league graduate around rite? edit3: there's also a lack of good fish n chips in San Francisco holy poo poo how do you guys survive awesome-express fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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Shes gonna be huge later in your marriage OP, your country is lookng out for your puto rear end
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Izumi Konata posted:she deserves better Yeah, like Canada
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Kthulhu5000 posted:you hosed up op. i've had my tongue up canada's bountiful crack its great
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awesome-express posted:I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america is SF we survive on cum
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awesome-express posted:I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america Suck my hairy US citizen balls.
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op posted:i cant marry my mail order wife that doesnt even speak english and is just marrying me for my green card im a loving retard babay
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awesome-express posted:I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america You're why unemployment in the US is so high. You are a terrorist.
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Why the gently caress would anybody want to immigrate to this shithole? The US is a lovely country and thousands of poor people are created every day. You might as well be bitching about how hard it is to immigrate to ISIS controlled Kurdistan.
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PerpetualSelf posted:Why am I not allowed to marry the woman of my own choosing? Because the Bible says so.
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Does she have any skills other than sucking your dick? Probably not. Find someone that the US actually values.
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Mexican chicks immediately gain 50 pounds on marriage, this is scientific fact. It is also not good.
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I'm an Incel and your post is very inconsiderate of my feelings.
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Yaos posted:Why the gently caress would anybody want to immigrate to this shithole? The US is a lovely country and thousands of poor people are created every day. You might as well be bitching about how hard it is to immigrate to ISIS controlled Kurdistan. clearly you've never traveled much
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Yaos posted:Why the gently caress would anybody want to immigrate to this shithole? The US is a lovely country and thousands of poor people are created every day. You might as well be bitching about how hard it is to immigrate to ISIS controlled Kurdistan. So lovely people still flocking by the thousands Grass is always greener I guess. Lemme guess you wanna live in the EU
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awesome-express posted:I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america - Stop taking are jebs! I hope my answers shed some light on your predicament Something Awful poster awesome-express. If there's anything the free land of the braves can provide for you please direct questions to your mom.
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awesome-express posted:I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america I hope both you and your SO are shot to death in the coming month. Namaste
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awesome-express posted:I'm getting sponsored for a work visa in a high paying tech job and even if you're getting sponsored there's still a lottery because there's a visa cap. there's no guarantee you'll actually get the work permit. gj america go back where you belong then e: and stop taking jobs and educational opportunities away from the people who deserve them, i.e., our citizens
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more population is usually a good thing (more consumers to drive your economy!) but when your government is incapable of sane immigration and integration policy then you get what we've got
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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:go back where you belong then the trash?
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the agent helping my friend with his Canadian wife screwed up her papers and now she can't even enter the country lol they'll prolly divorce soon
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immigration officials are basically cynical carny folk
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A country with real healthcare would be nice. But not as nice as a country which had burned Texas to the ground. Then we can invite Ozzy to come back and piss on the ashes.
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Mr. Horrible posted:A country with real healthcare would be nice. But not as nice as a country which had burned Texas to the ground. If ur white just walk past the border and the guards will let y through with a tip of their hat
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what is this thread about
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Funkysauce posted:I hope my answers shed some light on your predicament Something Awful poster awesome-express. If there's anything the free land of the braves can provide for you please direct questions to your mom. Stop taking your jobs? You mean picking up strawberries under the hot sun or working for less than minimum wage selling oranges? gently caress you. As for taking spots that Americans deserve in the ivy league universities you needn't worry that they took your spot you loving retard.
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Tony Homo posted:Stop taking your jobs? You mean picking up strawberries under the hot sun or working for less than minimum wage selling oranges? gently caress you. As for taking spots that Americans deserve in the ivy league universities you needn't worry that they took your spot you loving retard. drat. sounds crazy. what are you talking about again, human being?
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dad gay. so what posted:what is this thread about Burrito vs poutine vs fish N chips
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Top City Homo posted:Burrito vs poutine vs fish N chips your making me hungy lot of different types of homos itt
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Tony Homo posted:Stop taking your jobs? You mean picking up strawberries under the hot sun or working for less than minimum wage selling oranges? gently caress you. As for taking spots that Americans deserve in the ivy league universities you needn't worry that they took your spot you loving retard. Hahaha, look at this 2014 'er. Make sure you get that sarcasm meter checked out. Welcome to Something Is Awful dot com.
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dad gay. so what posted:your making me hungy We have a club it's called gbs lol Gonna go get burrito brb
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Top City Homo posted:We have a club it's called gbs lol k, bye
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I'm actually on the tail end of this OP. 7 months later (expected processing time was 6 months) and just hoping any day now to get a drat update on our next move. Good luck homie
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Nah that's not even screwed up. For you just a year of dumb interviews where you have to talk about your sex life and everything. It's designed to catch fake people who do it for money. The best part however (through several people I know) is that couples who were actually in love and married for real still got denied and the bride/husband were sent back to the original country. That is, they got flagged as fake for some reason. It's like a DMV, you misspelled one thing and bye bye. Also like any gov't bureaucracy, you get one lovely interviewer with an attitude and you're done. In one case (friend of a friend) the girl was not only married to the guy but also pregnant. Got denied on one of the interviews and sent back. Immigration denial also = never ever getting a visa to the U.S. in your lifetime again. It's a wonderful system.
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Rad Russian posted:Nah that's not even screwed up. For you just a year of dumb interviews where you have to talk about your sex life and everything. It's designed to catch fake people who do it for money. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_663i6ffpzk Look at this wacky relevant video
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wow a yearly cap of 85,000 for a work visa is loving ridiculously low lol its called a brain drain america, you need to get on top of that poo poo
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