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well I really effed up this time. I'm in a project meeting right now and the team lead said we would probably need to work through lunch to iron out the remaining issues, so I go "Looks like this is a real failure to lunch!" you know, like the Matthew McConaughey movie title, but with Lunch instead of Launch? But I guess the team lead heard launch and took it really personally and got serious and was like "So long as everyone here pulls their weight we should have no issue hitting our proposed launch window, Frank. Do you disagree?" and I said no and tried to explain about McConaughey and he was just like "I don't have time for this, and neither do you", so now everyone is really quiet and it looking at me all like "woah" but also like "haha" and I don't know what to do with to pull out of this tailspin. Help???
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mysterious frankie posted:well I really effed up this time. I'm in a project meeting right now and the team lead said we would probably need to work through lunch to iron out the remaining issues, so I go "Looks like this is a real failure to lunch!" you know, like the Matthew McConaughey movie title, but with Lunch instead of Launch? But I guess the team lead heard launch and took it really personally and got serious and was like "So long as everyone here pulls their weight we should have no issue hitting our proposed launch window, Frank. Do you disagree?" and I said no and tried to explain about McConaughey and he was just like "I don't have time for this, and neither do you", so now everyone is really quiet and it looking at me all like "woah" but also like "haha" and I don't know what to do with to pull out of this tailspin. Help??? 
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Apr 22, 2015 18:11
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Apr 22, 2015 18:11
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mysterious frankie posted:I don't know what to do with to pull out of this tailspin. Help???
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Apr 22, 2015 18:12
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looks like you gotta fight frank to the death at this point
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Apr 22, 2015 18:14
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i don't get the joke op
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Apr 22, 2015 18:14
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Speaking of tailspin, that bear could fly the poo poo outta that plane e: he could make do with the bear necessities
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Apr 22, 2015 18:15
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I thought that this joke would solidify my position as team jokester numero uno, but instead I feel like a real numero dos, if you know what I mean.
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Apr 22, 2015 18:16
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whatis posted:i don't get the joke op There was a movie, called Failure to Launch, starring Matthew McConaughey and it was a reference to that, but with "lunch" instead of "launch". I'm pretty big McConaughead, so I like to work his body of work into stuff whenever possible.
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Apr 22, 2015 18:20
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your the reason meetings run long and get nothing done
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Apr 22, 2015 18:23
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You chose the the wrong movie. You should have said "i keep getting older, but these spread sheets say the same poo poo". Or "I think we struck FOOL'S GOLD" I didn't actually see that movie
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Apr 22, 2015 18:23
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Order a pizza party for the office while you're working. Then you will be a hero to all the hungry people. If the team lead objects, he does so at the expense of being the buzzkill who shut down a pizza party (an act which automatically makes anyone look like an rear end in a top hat, regardless of context).
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Apr 22, 2015 18:25
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Haha you'll be on "Tip Toes" around the office now. 
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Apr 22, 2015 18:26
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Is this movie any good? The only part I've seen is a clip on pornhub where you get to see terry bradshaws naked rear end
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Apr 22, 2015 18:31
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ShaqDiesel posted:Haha you'll be on "Tip Toes" around the office now. nice.
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Apr 22, 2015 18:33
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I just want you to know I read all of that, OP. Take off all your clothes while making eye contact with everyone in the room, saying how sorry you are and walk out of the room with your clothes bundled up in your arms. It's the only way to regain the honor of your house
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Apr 22, 2015 18:33
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Darth123123 posted:your the reason meetings run long and get nothing done Pfffffff, you sound just like everyone who has ever cornered me in the third floor washroom and demanded I stop, AKA: A Bully.
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Apr 23, 2015 16:24
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just buy your boss something from the local jerk store
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Apr 23, 2015 16:29
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suck him off op
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Apr 23, 2015 16:29
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post dick PIC
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Apr 23, 2015 16:30
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http://www.amazon.com/Butt-Face-White-Brown-5-5oz/dp/B000CIU7H6
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Apr 23, 2015 16:31
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look around around the room and yell "Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're all out of you!"
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Apr 23, 2015 16:32
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Do like normal when you attempt to have conversations with others and fail- stare at your shoes and compute Pi to the 1024th digit, sigh, and drag yourself back to your cube and drink your Soylent while sticking penguins peppermints up your urethra.
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Apr 23, 2015 16:36
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bring a copy of the movie for each person in the office
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Apr 23, 2015 16:46
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failure to launch had a fantastic movie poster that was displayed in my apartment for a time, just look at that face:
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Apr 23, 2015 16:59
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steal the declaration of independence and give it to your boss as an olive branch
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Apr 23, 2015 17:02
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poop in your pants, op
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Apr 23, 2015 17:21
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As a unfunny man who's only somewhat self aware, I can tell you, get used to it.
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Apr 23, 2015 17:51
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:failure to launch had a fantastic movie poster that was displayed in my apartment for a time, just look at that face: All right, all right, all right.
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Don't worry, OP. As the guy in the office who really jams on MM, your name is already Mud. That was a movie he was in, right? /////mud?
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