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Man, is it 9 o'clock already? I gotta call it a night fellas, Britney wants to go look at drapes tomorrow.
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Beer? No thanks, just water for me.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:14
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I hosed Britney at your lovely party sorry bro she wants new drapes cus I jizzed on your old ones
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Apr 23, 2015 03:15
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Yeah dude there are gonna be girls hotter than you wife there. Just gently caress it. I'll come over the next day and we can watch the game.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:15
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Can we go somewhere that serves gluten free? I promised Chelsea that I would bring her home something for dinner and she says gluten gives her "leaky belly".
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Apr 23, 2015 03:15
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Why can't you guys just grow up!!!! *is a pussy bitch that gets poo poo on regularly by another human being completely voluntarily*
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Apr 23, 2015 03:16
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Can we go somewhere that serves gluten free? I promised Chelsea that I would bring her home something for dinner and she says gluten gives her "leaky belly". No she means me my name is gluten and I give her leaky belly with my big penis
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Apr 23, 2015 03:17
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"So I hosed this chick then split fast hahaha!" "Jesus man thats a bit rough isnt it? Not cool" "Da gently caress?"
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Apr 23, 2015 03:18
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SkyEnzo posted:"So I hosed this chick then split fast hahaha!" You're just saying that cus it was your wife LOL
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Apr 23, 2015 03:29
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mind if I poo poo on your face?
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Apr 23, 2015 03:30
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RIP my pal J, who went this way
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Apr 23, 2015 03:30
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It's not just itt, I'm living this poo poo bros.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:35
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everyone: lets smoke a blunt guy: nah u guys go ahead but im not into that stuff any more
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Apr 23, 2015 03:37
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hey guys my bday coming up. i'm thinking we can just chill at the bar or shoot some pool or something.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:40
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Hey man, I hope you don't mind that I regifted that Duvet cover to my wife's cousin for Christmas.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:41
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[girlfriend says something insanely unfunny/embarrassing] Boy: Shut up.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:45
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I really don't even like going clubbing all that much. Let's just shoot some pool or go bowling. We can pre-game and maybe a sneak a bottle in *friends have dozens of pictures of me dancing with my shirt off surrounded by girls at various clubs*
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Apr 23, 2015 03:46
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Yeah come hang out and have some drinks on Saturday. But let's dress up real fancy, it'll be fun! ...no, it...it was my idea. Dressing up just to come to my house will be fun. Please, just wear a suit man. I'll never be allowed to hang out with you again if you don't.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:48
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drat, i gotta go guys I think I'm getting cucked.
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Apr 23, 2015 03:48
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you: I'm a gay human being, want to suck my dick or gently caress my homemade real doll ? She is my wife. I gently caress this pile of trash. Her name is miko
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dad gay. so what posted:you: I'm a gay human being, want to suck my dick or gently caress my homemade real doll ? She is my wife. I gently caress this pile of trash. Her name is miko 
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