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tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax

"superman can beat goku" n das funny to me cuz the last nigga wearing blue spandex said da same thing n he had to crawl back to his ship bloody

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
suck the poo poo out of my rear end, OP

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
lol aquaman would drown them both

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

RaySmuckles posted:

lol aquaman would drown them both

Aquaman can't control water, idiot.

He'd kill them with that little fish that swims up your dick when you pee in a lake.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
goku is literally the god i worship, praise be unto him

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
forgot about mysterio

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

tvayisnihyaami posted:


"superman can beat goku" n das funny to me cuz the last nigga wearing blue spandex said da same thing n he had to crawl back to his ship bloody

Truth, friend. We can be friends.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
isnt all of dragonballz basically the cartoon version of 2 small children arguing that their action figure won because it did n damage and then the other kid says the same thing but with a higher number and it just goes back and forth

Trenchcoat
Oct 15, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

isnt all of dragonballz basically the cartoon version of 2 small children arguing that their action figure won because it did n damage and then the other kid says the same thing but with a higher number and it just goes back and forth

True. And also the reason it's awesome beyond compare to watch as a kid.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

isnt all of dragonballz basically the cartoon version of 2 small children arguing that their action figure won because it did n damage and then the other kid says the same thing but with a higher number and it just goes back and forth

Unless you're an androgynous space-lizard, you can't just make up a new number/new "ultimate form" whenever you feel like it. You gotta do a lot of sit-ups to get a new ultimate form. Then you do even more sit-ups to get the next one after that.

Or you can just eat another character.

Point is it encourages children to exercise/swallow people whole.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

gary oldmans diary posted:

isnt all of dragonballz basically the cartoon version of 2 small children arguing that their action figure won because it did n damage and then the other kid says the same thing but with a higher number and it just goes back and forth

basically except in order to win the argument you have to do more situps and shout even louder

so its more like adult arguments really.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Careful ur not allowed to do anime

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Goku has one weakness. He does not have a Stand.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
superheroes are slaves to the narrative, op. the writer is literally the god of the narrative. as such, superman can beat goku, goku can beat superman, they both killed hitler simultaneously and they both got their asses handed to them by mystery inc. (non-scoobysnack form)

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

supermans a homo fag

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSkycDRGTU

Khorne
May 1, 2002
how long did that take him to make

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I dont' know anything about this gay goku character because i wasn't a child in the year whenever this crap was made

Also my parents didn't raise me to be a homosexual so they would have never exposed me to this garbage.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Goku has one weakness. He does not have a Stand.

He already is Star Platinum.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Goku took nine episodes to deliver one punch

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
In my fanfic, Goku would never fight Superman.

Because they are in love. HTH, OP.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dr. Manhattan could disintegrate both their asses from another solarsystem OP. HTH.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Akira Toriyama vs Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Since it's a 2v1 it wouldn't be very fair so Akira should get a partner? Maybe the guy who drew naruto?

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Harrower posted:

Akira Toriyama vs Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Since it's a 2v1 it wouldn't be very fair so Akira should get a partner? Maybe the guy who drew naruto?

That dude is a loving hack.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

gay sewer monster posted:

That dude is a loving hack.

Ok that's no good, maybe Akira can have the worlds sharpest knife? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQcFM4xrbI

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


this was surprisingly impressive

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Applewhite posted:

In my fanfic, Goku would never fight Superman.

Because they are in love. HTH, OP.

go on

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
"the spirit bomb isn't that powerful"

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005


this is like the biggest waste of time ive ever seen and i read my own posts

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Khorne posted:

how long did that take him to make

The answer is Too Long. It's always "Too Long".

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

My Q-Face posted:

The answer is Too Long. It's always "Too Long".

That's what

SHE SAID!!!

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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
superman can't even beat krilin i don't know what you expected.

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