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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Get a turkey baster fill it with vodka and blast it up your rear end

Of all the phallic objects in the world, I do not own one. Alternatives?

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
sup dudes im back

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ROFLburger posted:

sup dudes im back

Still got half my beverage

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
if thats the same drink then you drink slow as balls

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

Of all the phallic objects in the world, I do not own one. Alternatives?

A syringe would work, or one of those tubes from an enema kit

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
i get one shot glass for each eye and then let loose

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
i like drink

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
for relaxing times make it suntory time

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
op?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
iom drinking tonight and gonna play some elite dangerous in my virtual reality headset, then get mad when they do their weekly server reboot at 1am CST :argh:

edit: it's probably for the best, some dudes accidently broke my sink vanity and are coming thursday morning at 8am to replace it

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
when i'm thirsty i just stick my head under the faucet

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I drank 3 Hamm's at work because I had to stay late and now I'm going to go to bed.

Right after I visit the MILF thread, of course.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i have to finish this 6 pack of LAGUNITAS INDIAN PALE ALE, otherwise i will have accomplished nothing

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its 22 1104 APR 15 and you should read about volcano things instead of drinking.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/04/red-alert-issued-chile-volcano-erupts-150422220123634.html

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
whoa

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
is it 5 pm yet?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

is it 5 pm yet?

No.

Its 1018pst.

Hth

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
venda it be 1:25 sounds like line up a shot o clock 2 me :guinness::guinness::guinness::guinness:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Worst coast time.

Shot o clock, no. Never again!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I drank 2 and 1 half bottles of wine last night. Thanks for listening.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

aw aeah baby diarrhea time

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