RIP Google and Youtube

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

It appears they're both dead

How will we live?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 06:47

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:48

RaySmuckles: Oct 14, 2009; Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

It appears they're both dead

How will we live?

The coming pain is beyond mortal comprehension, OP

Kill yourself now and spare yourself the pain.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 06:54

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Is that why my DNS server just poo poo the bed half an hour ago?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 06:55

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

im on youtube right now shitstain

# ? Apr 23, 2015 06:56

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Lol if you don't terabytes of porn on an external HD for this inevitability. Just lol!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 06:58

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

i love this bullshit where i upload a 750K gif and it hosts a 2.4M gif

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Apr 23, 2015

# ? Apr 23, 2015 06:59

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

RaySmuckles posted:

The coming pain is beyond mortal comprehension, OP

Kill yourself now and spare yourself the pain.

make sure to use acp rounds op

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:06

Darf: Jun 6, 2011; You have quite a treasure there...

burn it all down

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:07

Darf: Jun 6, 2011; You have quite a treasure there...

lmfao if you're not using askjeeves

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:08

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

ghetto wormhole posted:

Is that why my DNS server just poo poo the bed half an hour ago?

TWC shat all over itself for the last hour. Now it's back to making GBS threads all over everyone else.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:08

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Darf posted:

lmfao if you're not using askjeeves

Look at this scrub that uses a mainstream search.

excite.com is where it's at, fuckers.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:09

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Infidel Castro posted:

Look at this scrub that uses a mainstream search.

excite.com is where it's at, fuckers.

Pfft, dogpile or it's dogshit.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:10

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Dead Precedents posted:

Pfft, dogpile or it's dogshit.

does dogpile have its own free dial-up ISP service? DIDN'T THINK SO!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:14

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

I abstain from video

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:15

Darf: Jun 6, 2011; You have quite a treasure there...

I'm on my 100th free hour of aol internet

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:15

WAMPA_STOMPA: Oct 21, 2010

lol if u dont sit in a dark box w/o moving

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:16

Zaradis: Nov 6, 2014

lol if you do anything

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:18

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

It's working me..

In Asia.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:23

Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

WebCrawler we meet again.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:25

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Hello Yahoo, and Dailymotion.

gently caress you BING!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:31

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

Working for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:05

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dead Precedents posted:

TWC shat all over itself for the last hour. Now it's back to making GBS threads all over everyone else.

mine works but thats lol. comcast is sabotaging them to force a merger :aaaaa:

# ? Apr 23, 2015 09:08

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

In the power vacuum, the bloody wars between Yahoo, Bing, and even the undead corpse of Altavista devastate the internet.

Ask.com put up a pathetic fight but Jeeves was mauled in the first round. RIP, Jeeves.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 09:14

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

Remember when Google said their services are too lovely to be considered a threat? No joke, an official blog post from Google showed a graph of market share and they said, "look at our lovely service, nobody wants to use it!" http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-search-for-harm.html

If the EU demands the search and ad portions be split, that's the end of all search engines ever. They want Comcast's vision of search, "You have run out of searches for today, pay only $9.99 for another search!" Comcast will claim it makes searching more convenient and flexible.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 09:57

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Yaos posted:

Remember when Google said their services are too lovely to be considered a threat? No joke, an official blog post from Google showed a graph of market share and they said, "look at our lovely service, nobody wants to use it!" http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-search-for-harm.html

If the EU demands the search and ad portions be split, that's the end of all search engines ever. They want Comcast's vision of search, "You have run out of searches for today, pay only $9.99 for another search!" Comcast will claim it makes searching more convenient and flexible.

That is loving heinous. I hadn't heard that was even on the table.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 10:03

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

Blazing Ownager posted:

That is loving heinous. I hadn't heard that was even on the table.

The EU wants to destroy Google so one of the many EU region search engine companies can take off.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 10:05

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Yaos posted:

The EU wants to destroy Google so one of the many EU region search engine companies can take off.

I mean the EU does love to use regulations as a disguise for protectionism.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 10:31

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

it's the jews revenge as prophesied in the holy book of jewrey

first they give us these marvellous tools for research and watching fail videos then they taketh away

# ? Apr 23, 2015 11:32

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

I for one welcome our new insect overlords

# ? Apr 23, 2015 13:10

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

for "research"

# ? Apr 23, 2015 14:43

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

John Galt just took all of Googles servers to his secret valley so the creators and doers of the world can watch cat videos.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 14:48

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

just load up quicktime and bring back your old altavista bookmark

maybe dogpile is still up or something

e: dont forget about realplayer

# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:48

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

im getting pretty sick of youtube as it is already

was using it on my phone and they played a 15 minute long commercial. yeah you can skip it but if I put a playlist on to listen to while I drive and a 15 min commercial comes on it's loving annoying.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:50

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