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When I was at primary school we changed the words to Jingle Bells because it amused us to do so. The ditty we came up with was: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Wonder Woman lost her bosoms, Flying TAA*. Hey! You can imagine my dismay when I found out that not only didn't we invent this song, but we got the words wrong. Apparently the American, (and original), version of this parody tune sung in the playground is: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, The Batmobile lost its wheel, The Joker got away. Hey! I maintain that our version is better. It has the word bosoms in it and it rhymes, unlike the American version. *For those unfamiliar with the Australian aviation industry in the 80s, TAA is a now defunct Airline that flew domestic routes throughout Australia. BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Apr 23, 2015 |
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2nd one is better and was also on The Simpsons. The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company.[1][2][3] The series is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by the Simpson family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition. The family was conceived by Groening shortly before a solicitation for a series of animated shorts with the producer James L. Brooks. Groening created a dysfunctional family and named the characters after members of his own family, substituting Bart for his own name. The shorts became a part of The Tracey Ullman Show on April 19, 1987. After a three-season run, the sketch was developed into a half-hour prime time show and was an early hit for Fox, becoming the network's first series to land in the Top 30 ratings in a season (1989–90). Since its debut on December 17, 1989, the show has broadcast 570 episodes, and the 26th season began on September 28, 2014. The Simpsons is the longest-running American sitcom, the longest-running American animated program, and in 2009 it surpassed Gunsmoke as the longest-running American scripted primetime television series. The Simpsons Movie, a feature-length film, was released in theaters worldwide on July 27, 2007, and grossed over $527 million. On October 28, 2014, executive producer Al Jean announced that Season 27 had started production,[4] renewing the series through the 2015–16 season.[5] The Simpsons has received widespread critical acclaim. Time magazine named it the 20th century's best television series,[6] and The A.V. Club named it "television's crowning achievement regardless of format".[7] On January 14, 2000, the Simpson family was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It has won dozens of awards since it debuted as a series, including 31 Primetime Emmy Awards, 30 Annie Awards, and a Peabody Award. Homer's exclamatory catchphrase "D'oh!" has been adopted into the English language, while The Simpsons has influenced many adult-oriented animated sitcoms.
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Apr 23, 2015 08:01
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Well the 2nd one follows the rhyme pattern. So you see the kids at your primary school were uneducated garbage.
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Apr 23, 2015 08:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well the 2nd one follows the rhyme pattern. So you see the kids at your primary school were uneducated garbage. Don't you smart mouth me boy.
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Apr 23, 2015 08:02
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well the 2nd one follows the rhyme pattern. So you see the kids at your primary school were uneducated garbage. Australia.txt
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Apr 23, 2015 08:19
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i've never heard the wonder woman one because NOBODY GIVES A gently caress ABOUT WONDER WOMAN
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Apr 23, 2015 09:32
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we three kings of orient are, one in a taxi, one in a car, one on a scooter, bibbin his hooter, smokin a fat cigar
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Apr 23, 2015 09:34
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the one wher eu dissovled in a acid bath, O.P
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Apr 23, 2015 09:35
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i dont know if i ever said the word "bosoms" out loud in my life i certainly hope not
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Apr 23, 2015 09:47
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:we three kings of orient are, The New Zealand version is similar: We three kings of Orient are One on a tractor, two in a car One on a scooter Tooting his hooter Following yonder star Oh, oh Star of wonder Star of light Star of bewdy, she'll be right Star of glory, that's the story Following yonder star . ..
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Apr 23, 2015 10:13
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Jingle bells, Dark room hells, Happiness all away, Kill myself
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Apr 23, 2015 10:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJg6Y8sEDmg
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Apr 23, 2015 11:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyMFd__hUac
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Apr 23, 2015 11:12
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Jingle bells Batman smells Robbin flew away Uncle billy Lost his willy On the motorway
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Apr 23, 2015 12:45
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jazzyhattrick posted:Jingle bells The most GBS way to lose your dick: on a motorway
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Apr 23, 2015 13:29
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well the 2nd one follows the rhyme pattern. So you see the kids at your primary school were uneducated garbage. Gypsum Fantastic posted:we three kings of orient are, Also this And LOL that the new Zealand one has them on a tractor + gets the math wrong counting to 3
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Apr 23, 2015 13:37
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Butt Wizard posted:The most GBS way to lose your dick: on a motorway I thought the most gbs way to lose your dick is in your fupa
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Apr 23, 2015 13:39
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MyronGognitti posted:i've never heard the wonder woman one because NOBODY GIVES A gently caress ABOUT WONDER WOMAN As a genuine Wonder Woman fan this is true. No one ever gives a gently caress about Wonder Woman.
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Apr 23, 2015 13:40
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Mange Mite posted:Also this It was penned by a comedian whose alter-ego was a back country farmer so I feel it adds a layer of authenticity.
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Apr 23, 2015 21:20
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The one from A Christmas Story sung by the Chinese cooks.
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