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oldskool posted:Danny Shelton just picked up Roger Goodell in a bearhug, that might have to count. Just came here to say that. I'm sure if anyone else did something clownish they'd have cut to it, so I'd vote for Shelton.
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As I say no RBs will be taken in the first, my team picks one.
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May 1, 2015 02:30
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Yeah, I'll use Danny Shelton unless someone has proof of one of the earlier guys.
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May 1, 2015 02:33
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Two RBs in first round... double points? How much more do we get for SD trading up two spots for a RB that neither SF or HOU would possibly have drafted?
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May 1, 2015 02:52
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Some good stuff so far, I'll go through everything once the draft ends, but everyone but Parmesan Basil, Leperflesh and cucka got the Winston question, like 2/3rds got the running back question, there were no freaking trades!!!!! but both Guisseppe Pizzapie and darkforce898 managed to get 3 of the 4 wide receivers correct, and lots of people saw Mariotta going 2nd, Vic Beasley going to the Falcons at 8 and Trae Waynes going to the Vikings at pick 11
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May 1, 2015 04:44
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This page: http://www.nfl.com/draft/2015/tracker?icampaign=draft-sub_nav_bar-drafteventpage-tracker#dt-by-round-input:1/dt-tabs:dt-by-round has a video clip for each draft pick. I haven't looked at all of them but a random sampling suggests they show the draftee getting to the stage and being greeted by Goodell. E. there was at least one trade; one of the draft pick moves involved a player being traded. E2: yeah, the Lions traded down their #23 pick with Denver, and received in exchange: The #28 pick, a fifth round pick (#143), a 2016 5th round pick, and OL Manny Ramirez. E3: also! Seattle traded their #31 and center Max Unger to New Orleans in exchange for New Orleans' fourth-round selection (112th) and tight end Jimmy Graham. wait, that second trade happened ages ago, I guess it doesn't count. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 05:20 on May 1, 2015 |
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Okay, so in the end, a lot of the really neat poo poo you want during a draft with players going everywhere, and everyone trading up and down like crazy just didn't happen, we had a pretty by the numbers draft, which is a shame! And that's reflected with our first few questions, so let's get started. First, our roster of players: Smarms, Doltos, Raku, Parmesan Basil, Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman,Guisseppe Pizzapie, Kalli , Burger Trench, Chichevache, KettleWL, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, No Butt Stuff, Puppybowl, Oldskool, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, Zurreco, darkforce898, Jrizzle, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Leperflesh, Athanatos, cucka 1) Does Jameis Winston go #1 overall? Yes: Smarms, Doltos, Raku, Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman,Guisseppe Pizzapie, Kalli , Burger Trench, Chichevache, KettleWL, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, No Butt Stuff, Puppybowl, Oldskool, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, Zurreco, darkforce898, Jrizzle, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Athanatos, No: Parmesan Basil, Leperflesh, cucka Only a few went against the grain here, hoping a big ol' jerk wouldn't go #1 overall. He did! 2) Does Philip Rivers get traded? Yes: Smarms, Leperflesh No: Doltos, Raku, Parmesan Basil, Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman,Guisseppe Pizzapie, Kalli , Burger Trench, Chichevache, KettleWL, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, No Butt Stuff, Puppybowl, Oldskool, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, Zurreco, darkforce898, Jrizzle, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Athanatos, cucka This one kind of leaked out beforehand, so everyone who waited had an edge... an unneeded edge. Rivers gets to raise his 27 kids in San Diego for at least one more year. 3) Does Adrian Peterson get traded? Yes: Doltos, Raku, Parmesan Basil, Football Fuckerman, Kalli, Puppybowl, Oldskool, Jrizzle, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Leperflesh, cucka No: Smarms, Chilichimp, Guisseppe Pizzapie, Burger Trench, Chichevache, KettleWL, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, No Butt Stuff, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, Zurreco, darkforce898, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual, Athanatos Final, something with some conflict... but much like AP's agent, some of us have to go hat in and hand and hope people aren't too mean to us for being wrong. 4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round Two freaking trades happened in the first round. FOURTEEN happened last year, so here's who got points for being right: 49ers: Parmesan Basil, Chichevache, KettleWL, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, Oldskool, darkforce898, seiferguy Lions: Chilichimp, Jrizzle, Good job! nobody got both of them. 5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round Broncos: A BIG FAT NOBODY Chargers: Smarms, Doltos, Raku, Oldskool, wandler20, Athanatos So nobody saw the Broncos trading up to try and get something going for Peyton's last hoorah, whereas a half dozen people figured out the Chargers were trading up... probably weren't expecting it to be for a running back though. ============================== Scores after 5 questions (theoretical max of 7 points) ============================== 4: Chilichimp, Chichevache, KettleWL, Zimbomonkey, Oldskool, darkforce898, wandler20, Athanatos 3: Smarms, Doltos, Raku, Guisseppe Pizzapie, Burgertrench, Abugadu, No Butt Stuff, Puppybowl, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, Zurreco, Jrizzle, Cruel and Unusual, seiferguy 2: Parmesan Basil, Football Fuckerman, Kalli, DrKennethNoisewater 1: cucka 0: Leperflesh Next time: Chip Kelly's wild ride breaks down.
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May 3, 2015 00:29
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This is going to probably be close.
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May 3, 2015 00:32
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:This is going to probably be close. Yeah, lots of scoring comes when I asked people to guess specific spots. Gotta double check, but I think someone doubled their score on question 11 .
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May 3, 2015 00:34
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6) Who is the first player to try to dap up Roger Goodell? Everyone had varied answers, some picked players halfway across the country eating crablegs. The networks decided to cut away from the players as they approached Goodell for the most part (boo). Luckily, Danny Shelton picked up Roger in a big ol' Bearhug, but nobody chose the angry giant. If someone else actually went and made Roger look as old and white as he is, please let me know and I will rescore it! 7) Does Chip Kelly draft a player from Oregon before the end of day 2? Yes: Smarms, Doltos, Raku, Parmesan Basil, Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman, Kalli, Burger Trench, Abugadu, No Butt Stuff, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, darkforce898, wandler20, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Leperflesh, Athanatos, No: Guisseppe Pizzapie, Chichevache, KettleWL, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, Oldskool, Zurreco, Jrizzle, Cruel and Unusual, cucka. I wanted to believe in Chip Kelly's wild ride  8) Does a running back get drafted in the first 16 picks? Yes: Smarms, Doltos, Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman, Kalli , Burger Trench, Chichevache, Zimbomonkey, No Butt Stuff, aBagorn, Blitz7k, darkforce898, wandler20, DrKennethNoisewater, Leperflesh, No: Raku, Parmesan Basil, Guisseppe Pizzapie, KettleWL, Abugadu, Puppybowl, Oldskool, Metapod, Zurreco, Jrizzle, Cruel and Unusual, seiferguy, Athanatos, cucka Two of 'em! None in the last two drafts, and oh my gosh, look at this list of 1st half of the first round RB's since Adrian Peterson: '12: Trent Richardson '10: CJ Spiller, Ryan Matthews '09: Knowshon Moreno '08: Darren McFadden, Jonathan Stewart 9) Does Bill Belichick draft a player from Rutgers? Yes: Smarms, Raku, Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman,Guisseppe Pizzapie, Burger Trench, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, Oldskool, aBagorn, Metapod, darkforce898, Jrizzle, Cruel and Unusual, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Athanatos No: Doltos, Parmesan Basil, Kalli, Chichevache, KettleWL, No Butt Stuff, Blitz7k, Zurreco, wandler20, Leperflesh, cucka Apparently I should've said "longsnapper from Navy". Jesus Bill. 10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following Amari Cooper): Smarms, Doltos, Raku, Parmesan Basil, Football Fuckerman, Guisseppe Pizzapie, Kalli, Abugadu, Puppybowl, Oldskool, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Metapod, Zurreco, darkforce898, Jrizzle, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual, DrKennethNoisewater, Athanatos, cucka Most got this one right, Amari's heads above the rest of the class and fast as all heck. Perfect Raider, and it's not even a joke. Kevin White): Guisseppe Pizzapie, Kalli, KettleWL, Abugadu, Puppybowl, ABagorn, Zurreco, darkforce898, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual Alright, pretty good crew here Breshad Perriman) Guisseppe Pizzapie DeVante Parker): darkforce898, Jrizzle, Dorial Green-Beckham): Cruel and Unusual Awh. Guisseppe Pizzapie, darkforce898 and Cruel and Unusual got 3 right, so good on you guys. ============================================= Scores after 10 questions (theoretical max of 16 points) ============================================= 8: darkforce898, wandler20 7: Guisseppe Pizzapie, Chichevache, KettleWL, Zurreco, Cruel and Unusual 6: Doltos, Kalli, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, Oldskool, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Jrizzle, 5: Smarms, Chilichimp, Abugadu, No Butt Stuff, Athanatos 4: Raku, Parmesan Basil, Football Fuckerman, Burger Trench, Metapod, DrKennethNoisewater, cucka 3: seiferguy 2: Leperflesh Mel Kiper could singlehandedly kingmake someone
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May 3, 2015 03:15
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I'm very pleased that cruel and unusual got dgb correct 
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May 3, 2015 03:20
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I'm now going for the booby prize for worst score! Ok I was actually going for a long-shot strategy of trying to be in a minority for most picks, so that if I got any right, I'd tend to gain a lot on the majority getting them wrong. As we can see, this is a low-probability option. It doesn't mean it was wrong: those of you at the top are in crowded company, so I only needed to to do well on, say, three weird contrarian picks, to be in second or first place, most likely. I should have said no ducks, though. I must have gotten lazy and not counted how many voted yes on that, because I wound up in the (wrong) majority on one of the few questions with a binary choice and the majority was wrong.
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May 3, 2015 09:31
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First up, I just re-checked my list and noticed, I didn't score Waah, so here's Waah's scoring: 1) Yes - correct! 2) No - correct! 3) Yes - 4/5) All wrong! 6) Brandon Scherff - 7) No - correct! 8) No - 9) Yes - 10) All wrong! 11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in Lots of people got 3 guesses right here, and odds are, you picked Mariotta at #2, Vic Beasley at #8 or Trae Waynes at #11. Most of us wished Leonard Williams went 5th or swapped spots with Fowler Jr. 3 Correct: Smarms, Chilichimp, Abugadu, wandler20, seiferguy, Leperflesh 2 Correct Doltos, Guisseppe Pizzapie, Burger Trench, Chichevache, aBagorn, Zurreco, DrKennethNoisewater, Athanatos 1 Correct Raku, Parmesan Basil, Football Fuckerman, Kalli, KettleWL, No Butt Stuff, Puppybowl, Metapod, darkforce898, waah 0 Correct Zimbomonkey, Oldskool, Blitz7k, Jrizzle, Cruel and Unusual, cucka 12) In which round is the first kicker or punter drafted Didn't hear much of anything about the specialists leading into the draft, and for good reason, only 1 was drafted... by the team with Andy Lee??? Most of us guessed the 6th round, but they had to snap him up and caused a run on Long Snappers from Navy. 5th rounders: Parmesan Basil, Guisseppe Pizzapie, Chichevache, KettleWL, Oldskool, aBagorn, Blitz7k, Cruel and Unusual, DrKennethNoisewater, waah 13) How many quarterbacks are drafted over the first two days? Whole lot of teams with lovely QB situations out there, surely they'd get desperate and reach in the 2nd and 3rd rounds right? Almost all of us wildly overshot here, except these jerks: 3: Parmesan Basil, No Butt Stuff, Oldskool, darkforce898 14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?  As always, Mel grades on a curve, so 5 teams pulled A-'s: Seahawks, Steelers, Ravens, the Jets and Washington. Lots of people expected the Eagles or Titans to get the highest marks, probably due to pulling off the heist trade, but Kiper had the Eagles at a B+ and the Titans down at C+. Highest: Ravens: Kalli, Puppybowl Steelers: Oldskool Seahawks: seiferguy On the other hand, only one team scored a C-, and they're the team that gave away their first round pick last draft. Sorry Bills, you'll have to wait until next year to draft a disappointing Quarterback. Lowest Bills: Puppybowl, Oldskool, Wandler20, seiferguy Congrats Puppybowl / Oldskool, seiferguy, you know what Mel Kiper's thinking. 15) Is Mr. Irrelevant an offensive, defensive or ST player? The answer: Gerald Christian, TE from Louisville. A few people guessed TE's would be taken, some people picked people I'm pretty sure do not actually exist, which really isn't any different then the typical Mr. Irrelevant. But here's who guessed an offensive position player correctly: Offensive: Smarms, Raku, Parmesan Basil, Football Fuckerman,Guisseppe Pizzapie, Burger Trench, KettleWL, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, No Butt Stuff, aBagorn, Zurreco, darkforce898, Jrizzle, Cruel and Unusual, seiferguy, cucka ============================================= Final Scores ============================================= 11: Guisseppe Pizzapie, darkforce898, wandler20 10: Chichevache, KettleWL, aBagorn, Zurreco 9: Smarms, Abugadu, Cruel and Unusual 8: Doltos, Parmesan Basil, Chilichimp, No Butt Stuff, Oldskool, 7: Kalli, Burger Trench, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, Blitz7k, Jrizzle, DrKennethNoisewater, seiferguy, Athanatos 6: Raku, Football Fuckerman, waah 5: Metapod, Leperflesh, cucka Congratulations Guisseppe Pizzapie, darkforce898 and wandler20. You truly were able to guess things about the draft better then anyone else and are our TFF's official draft experts. Let me know if you want avatar certs or anything else wonky and I'll make it happen.
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May 3, 2015 17:34
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So I did pretty good at this. Cool.
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May 3, 2015 18:12
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I'm just happy to know I have a decent guessing arm. Thanks for running this, Kalli!
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May 3, 2015 19:30
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Good to know I am almost the worst.
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May 3, 2015 19:57
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Coming in tied for second (fourth) is pretty awesome and much better than I expected.
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May 3, 2015 19:59
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aBagorn posted:Coming in tied for second (fourth) is pretty awesome and much better than I expected. We did a very Chip Kelly job. He'd draft the poo poo out of us.
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May 3, 2015 19:59
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I'm going to put "sorta tied for second in a TFF draft thing" on my resume.
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May 3, 2015 20:10
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In all fairness darkforce898 gets his draft information from me so I won vicariously
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May 3, 2015 20:44
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Doltos posted:In all fairness darkforce898 gets his draft information from me so I won vicariously Don't listen to this fool. I do all my guessing from the heart
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May 3, 2015 20:56
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darkforce898 posted:Don't listen to this fool. I do all my guessing from the heart Yeah that's what I do tho
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May 3, 2015 20:58
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Right in the meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.
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May 3, 2015 21:11
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4 QB's were drafted on days 1/2. Jameis Winston, pick 1 (1), Buccs Marcus Mariota, pick 2 (1), Titans Garrett Grayson, pick 75 (3), Saints Sean Mannion, pick 89 (3), Rams I demand a recount.
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May 3, 2015 22:25
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What the hell, I swear he wasn't on the list when I checked. Also, who the gently caress is Sean Mannion? But, that gives us a champion! Congrats wandler20, that pushed you up to 12 points Changes: -1: Parmesan Basil, No Butt Stuff, Oldskool, darkforce898 +1: Chilichimp, Football Fuckerman, KettleWL, Abugadu, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, Metapod, Zurreco, wandler20, Cruel and Unusual, seiferguy 12: wandler20 11: Guisseppe Pizzapie, Zurreco, KettleWL 10: Chichevache, aBagorn, Cruel and Unusual, darkforce898, Abugadu 9: Smarms, Chilichimp 8: Doltos, Zimbomonkey, Puppybowl, seiferguy 7: Kalli, Burger Trench, Football Fuckerman Blitz7k, Jrizzle, No Butt Stuff, DrKennethNoisewater, Athanatos, Oldskool, Parmesan Basil, 6: Raku, waah, Metapod 5: Leperflesh, cucka
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May 3, 2015 23:22
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Sean Mannion is an Oregon State qb who broke a bunch of school passing records
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May 3, 2015 23:23
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Sean Mannion broke my heart
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May 4, 2015 00:59
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Psh, I'm still tied for second.
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May 4, 2015 01:20
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I feel thoroughly mid-pack. I definitely shouldn't have over-thought the Cooper-Raiders pick, though.
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May 4, 2015 01:26
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May 4, 2015 03:55
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I'm happy I got to flex my extensive draft knowledge. Noted research: Googling "chicago bears nfl draft needs" and clicking through 3 whole mock drafts!
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May 4, 2015 04:52
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Chilichimp posted:I feel thoroughly mid-pack. I definitely shouldn't have over-thought the Cooper-Raiders pick, though. I figured they'd trade down when someone wanted to move up for Leonard Williams. 
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Pretty happy with that result, considering I went into the game on day 1, before some info came out about the draft. 
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