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george bush, when the towers fell cheney, with his arms wide
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Really mad they reissued the Enterprise C after 20 years out of print.
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Apr 25, 2015 08:16
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Only use organic lithium to power our warp core. We also signed a pledge so our ship is anti-anti-matter because anti-matter may harm the universe. Kill me.
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Apr 25, 2015 08:44
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star trek suicide
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Apr 25, 2015 08:47
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*grows a beard*
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Apr 25, 2015 08:49
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macchiato!
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Apr 25, 2015 08:54
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The first Defiant was way more real and authentic.
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Apr 25, 2015 09:23
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Fister Roboto posted:*grows a beard* "A trombone? A cool instrument, I guess. My flute comes from a civilization that died out centuries ago. I learned to play it during an entire alternate life that I lived in about 30 minutes."
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Apr 25, 2015 09:29
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*rides a fixed-gear bicycle to get around the ship instead of turbolifts*
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Apr 25, 2015 09:46
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Sagan posted:*rides a fixed-gear bicycle to get around the ship instead of turbolifts* *sweats it off like its no big deal* *puts front brake on fixie*
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Apr 25, 2015 10:03
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Redundant, to join starfleet you have to be a hipster. With the tech advancements, there are no STDs and bulletproof birth control and abortion pills made by tylenol. Poon and dick comes easy in that day and age, you don't waste your time cruising nothingness playing ambassador with a bunch of dorks in spandex. Joining Starfleet is like handing in your ticket to the consequence-free gently caress fest.
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Apr 25, 2015 12:07
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wasteland. despair.
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Apr 25, 2015 12:18
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*chief o'brien stumbles into the thread* you're all cunts.
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Apr 25, 2015 14:02
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"Hell no we don't need to build a station here! We salvaged this station after the Cardassians left. It would be stupid to build our own when they left a perfectly good one right here. And I mean, look at this place. Starfleet can't build character like this. I don't wanna be walking down loving beige corridors all day or typing on square little bubble panels of various shades of depressing orange. I love coming to work and seeing these trippy wavy lines set in black and aquamarine. Look at this panel. THAT's culture, man. Just quit being a baby, get out of your linguistic comfort zone, and learn to read Cardassian. Everyone else here did."
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Apr 25, 2015 15:08
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*insists on guarding a strategic asset by inhabting a 30 year old repurposed ore mining facility built by slave labor. is almost vaporized weekly by faulty or absent failsafes. stays there almost a decade and doesn't so much as start constructing a more appropriate starbase. has the best bar in the quadrant.*
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Apr 25, 2015 15:24
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*preorders latinum apple watch but just to laugh about* *only uses watch faces that don't tell stardate time*
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Apr 25, 2015 16:38
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Our starships are fueled by only the best ethnically mined Dilithium Crystals. Every quarter we get a pic and update from our sponsored Hologram miner.
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Apr 25, 2015 16:48
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Scottie called us faggots
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Apr 25, 2015 22:07
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We only use the oldest star charts. They're more authentic. *flies into a black hole*
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Apr 26, 2015 00:36
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Trochanter posted:We only use the oldest star charts. They're more authentic. lol
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Apr 26, 2015 00:39
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gently caress the Republic. posted:*chief o'brien stumbles into the thread*
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gently caress the Republic. posted:you're all cunts.
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