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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
goddamn look at this loving battery



This loving battery is harder than your loving mom. Just look at the loving thing. It has been around since the 1980s and hasn't leaked loving once. It is better than you- you shitfaced mcfucker. It is stronger than you and has more staying power than me in your mom. JUST LOOK AT IT.

You wanna know why?



Look at that poo poo motherfucker, its MADE IN THE U.S.A. You know of anything made in the USA anymore? Me neither. This is why. You get this loving battery and you don't need anymore. Them loving chink-jew-african-whatevers can't make poo poo like this. Your MOM can't make poo poo like this. loving suck it. You are going to anyhow.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

no

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp


gently caress this battery is awesome i love this battery im gonna gently caress it to make babby batteries just like it do you like it if not gently caress you

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
who?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp



respect the battery you shithead mcfucker its gonna kick your rear end then blow its load all over it

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
grill picture

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
dad gay. is funny, unlike anything in this thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

ham_sanitizer posted:

dad gay. is funny, unlike anything in this thread

so what

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

ham_sanitizer posted:

dad gay. is funny, unlike anything in this thread

look at this loving scrub hes probably a jew who cant even afford a loving battery

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ham_sanitizer posted:

dad gay. is funny, unlike anything in this thread

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Holy lovely tit McGriddle dick I want one so bad to power my grill!ONE111!

battery macchiato grilled hipstirs

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
eat poo poo, op

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Nefarious posted:

eat poo poo, op

you gently caress your mother with that mouth?

i did

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
this is really embarassing for you OP

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Nefarious posted:

eat poo poo, op

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You all wish you were as good at posting as dad gay. so what

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
Today for lunch I am eating a McDouble, its like a double cheese but only has one slice of cheese.



Dat battery man.. it would eat two slices of cheese.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
no really shut up

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp


this battery hosed your mom and you came out because it was leaking a little acid you inbred shitfucker

goddamn this mcdouble is good

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
what's his name op?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
good lord

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

coldplay chiptunes posted:

what's his name op?

SLIM SHADY!

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

coldplay chiptunes posted:

what's his name op?

Charles, but he likes to be called Charley.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

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