Their servers melted and they're giving away drinks, go go go
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:13 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:44 |
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I'm here and it's not free gently caress you op
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:14 |
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just ordered a caramel machiatto
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:14 |
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their coffee isnt even good though
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:15 |
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all starbux is free if you walk in and shoot everyone and i mean every1 anybody at tarbuckx is a traitor
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:15 |
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thanks gonna order a caramel machiatto e: dammit
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:15 |
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SECRET TIP FOR FREE STARBUCKS 1. BUY A STARBUCKS COFFEE OR OTHER DRINK 2. WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING JERK OFF AND JIZZ INTO THE DRINK 3. TAKE IT TO THE REGISTER AND SAY YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK BECAUSE THERE IS JIZZ IN THE DRINK 4. ENJOY YOUR FREE DRINK!!!
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:17 |
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at starbucks right now, poo poo is free, by the grace of goons caramel machinates are on the house e. closing in 5 mins go go go
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:18 |
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How come I have to be punished just because they broke their stupid computer?
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:19 |
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True story: I started buying Caramal fraps on the way to work every day for a couple months. I gained like 20-30 pounds. I said "Holy poo poo" and stopped drinking Caramel fraps (changed nothing else) Lost like 20-30 pounds in about a month or two. I am now convinced that fraps are made from direct injections of fat with a side of fat covered in fat. gently caress. ED: For reference I eat a poo poo load of fast food and never had that happen. Just Starbucks. Inevitable posted:SECRET TIP FOR FREE STARBUCKS In LA it's usually: 1. Be Homeless 2. When someone puts a large order in and gets on the phone walk over to the counter 3. When they bring them out take the drinks, all the drinks 4. Jog out the door C. Everett Koop posted:all starbux is free if you walk in and shoot everyone Except then nobody'd be left to make the drinks, are you really going to make them yourself while you wait for the SWAT team? Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Apr 25, 2015 |
# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:22 |
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They had no idea what I was talking about thanks for nothing op
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:23 |
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Let's have a talk about racism over some Starbucks
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:25 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:True story: I started buying Caramal fraps on the way to work every day for a couple months. Body weight is pretty simple if you have a very routine caloric intake and then suddenly add 500 calories per day you're adding about a pound per week. So in four months you'll have about 18 pounds extra of fat on your body. Good for you for cutting your caloric intake and slowly burning it off. It's not like your body has anything to do with those calories besides turn them into fat, people think they'll magically poop out all extra calories.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:41 |
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I have a lot of respect for you OP for making this legendary thread, keep it up!
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:11 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:44 |
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id go to starbucks but i just consumed some ice cream... thanks op
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:30 |