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WetNightmare
Mar 22, 2014

by sebmojo
swearing on the bible wins any argument plus it just feels nice.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i love to :firstpost:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WetNightmare posted:

swearing on the bible wins any argument plus it just feels nice.

do you stand on it? or what?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
fascinating

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Swearing at the bible is better. gently caress YOU BIBLE!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Give Pat a Job posted:

Swearing at the bible is better. gently caress YOU BIBLE!

WetNightmare
Mar 22, 2014

by sebmojo
swearing on the bible that homosexuality is not a sin is like a cheat code to beat your parents, if you ever get in that kind of argument

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I love the Bible, I love Ralp and I love this Thread, keep it up guys~!

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

sometimes i swear on the bible that i'll do my chores

i ive done them every time

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why not pick some other fictional book OP? Like, "I swear on the Three Blind MIce!"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

I love the Bible, I love Ralp and I love this Thread, keep it up guys~!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

do you stand on it? or what?

sterile but still making dad jokes, i admire you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Stoic Commie posted:

sterile but still making dad jokes, i admire you

you have a problem with adoption?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you have a problem with adoption?

no but your caseworker might

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flo Cytometer posted:

no but your caseworker might

why?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

something something instability :shrug:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i spend most of my time raging against the bible, im an atheist have been since i was 2 and figured out god was a oval office, at least he would be if he wasnt just made up completely

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flo Cytometer posted:

something something instability :shrug:

real good joke Flo

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
gently caress oval office poo poo piss dumb retard gay homo oval office.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

psyopmonkey posted:

gently caress oval office poo poo piss dumb retard gay homo oval office.

:regd09:

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

real good joke Flo

wasn't really aiming to make fun

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flo Cytometer posted:

wasn't really aiming to make fun

Your nice.
Friday night on Gbs is a different animal than the rest of the week.
All us drunks come out of the woodwork.

WetNightmare
Mar 22, 2014

by sebmojo
scientists are mad that you dont swear on an issue of Science Weekly in court

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WetNightmare posted:

scientists are mad that you dont swear on an issue of Science Weekly in court

only dick dorkins is mad about that

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

WetNightmare posted:

scientists are mad that you dont swear on an issue of Science Weekly in court

You can if you want. It's not like it's against the rules or something.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Your nice.
Friday night on Gbs is a different animal than the rest of the week.
All us drunks come out of the woodwork.

sitting alone and getting drunk and shitposting is cheaper

no booze, trying to not drink anyhow

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

it makes good tp

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
friendly reminder: you could die at any moment

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Sometimes I am sworn in on a bible. They tell me to tell the whole truth, so help me, God! So I say I'll tell the truth.

Then I turn around and laugh like scooby-doo.

WetNightmare
Mar 22, 2014

by sebmojo
has anybody sworn a big black bible?

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

ghlbtsk posted:

friendly reminder: you could die at any moment

Better stop swearing on that bible and start reading it!

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g

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