DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

rush house

what the hell is rush house

Poetic Justice posted:

YEs, actually i think it's the opposite and people who defend fat people are fat and should post pics to prove otherwise

I hate yankees posted:

I don't get the joke with the feminist tree stump. That's a tree stump, right?

Poetic Justice posted:

YEs, actually i think it's the opposite and people who defend fat people are fat and should post pics to prove otherwise

babypolis posted:

i mean look at this guy, i can guarantee you this guy is obese as hell and hasnt moved off his chair in decades

Wicker Man posted:

Just remember to eat less

Poetic Justice posted:

YEs, actually i think it's the opposite and people who defend fat people are fat and should post pics to prove otherwise

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I would do everything this woman desired.

Mange Mite posted:

It's the internet, it's fats all the way down

Irradiation posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss

Triple A posted:

Poetic Justice posted:

lol how surprising

Triple A posted:

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

If I was reading this stuff without any idea what the average british person looked like I'd assume that it was an island of starving anorexics chained to treadmills rather than a bunch of pink bags of cookie dough eating batter fried sausages.

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

Hi I’m The_Angry_Turtle. My hobbies include picking up metal things so that I can put them down again, seeking the Paleblood to end the Beast Plague Menace, and playing with exotic birds. Also I’m apparently a misogynist with mental issues so severe that I have to keep a vial of smelling salts on hand to revive people who pass out from horror when I open my mouth. I actually think my misogyny has more to do with the term being stretched to the point that the definition could now be “doing anything any woman doesn’t like”. Also the bizarre SA culture that demands deference towards female posters while being strangely lenient (with occasional detours into coddling) towards them when they act out of line or say something stupid.

I go on a lot of dates. I don’t actually enjoy most of them. I don’t like being around people unless I find them funny or interesting. That’s a real handicap but not one I’m really willing to compromise on. Sometimes I like to criticize the people I go out with because they’re fat, make stupid fashion choices, barf on me, spend nearly an hour bitterly talking about their sister’s weddings, uptalk, complain about too many black guys sending them messages, cut themselves in order to look at their own blood, barf on my car, cry about their parent’s divorces on the second date, keep having sex with their ex on the reg, cancel dates with five minutes advance notice, and on one notable occasion eat a fistful of strange pills start crying and then run out of my house chanting “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry” out of fear that I’d find her body gross. Did I mention the fatties? Holy moly its not that hard to keep a spare tire off in your 20s. God help you when you hit your 30s.

Anyway, you’re not supposed to mention these things because that’s misogyny. In fact the previous paragraph probably did more damage to women’s rights than The Feminine Mystique and the second season of Girls combined. I disagree with this expansive view of misogyny and that disagreement has put me at odds with the spillage from Jezebel and XOJane’s overflowing diva cup of idiots. At the request of the noble autists of the dating topic I have been asked to have my issues addressed in my own topic. Feel free to peruse my posts and evaluate for yourself how intensely evil and psychotic I am.

Here are my filtered posts from the online dating topic:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704092&userid=121833&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Have fun be safe and if anyone ever gets in your head that its a good idea to get your kids a duckling for easter then ditch it in a pond somewhere when it gets old and ugly then I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS THAT I WILL HUNT YOU AND YOUR OFFSPRING DOWN AND SLIT YOUR THROATS WITH A PAIR OF RUSTY SCISSORS. People do this all the time and I've spent the past few weeks dealing with abandoned ducks who get mauled by cats and dogs or starve nearly to death because they spent their formative years locked in a box and don't know how to fend for themselves. Its gruesome and some of them have had to be put down.

Triple A posted:

Germstore posted:

did not read. did look at critters. 5/10 a real mixed bag imo.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

e: the corgi must die in a fire, though

happyhippy posted:

I don't get it, all I see is cows in a field.